"I haven't, but I can guess."

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«User_666» No problem. I don't have a User page, after all. Easy mistake to make.
«User_666» Is it a problem for you?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Oh! No, no problem here. :)
«-x-LockHeart-x-» I don't discriminate based on your bits. Only your attitude. ;P
«User_666» So how am I doing then?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» What?
«User_666» You discriminate based on attitude. I'd like to know where I stand. What do you think?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Heh, alright. Honest opinion? You called me beautiful without getting weird about it and haven't either flashed me or tried to get ME to flash YOU in the length of this conversation. So far - I like what I'm seeing! ;D
«User_666» Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» ...Huh? Explain? =S
«User_666» These apps are mostly for hookups. If you're not looking for one... why sign up?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ohhhhhh... Well, don't get too disappointed now. You're definitely not OFF the list of possibilities for a hook-up. I'm just not THAT easy, either. It takes more than calling me pretty once to get my pants off! ;P
«-x-LockHeart-x-» As for why I'm on here - haven't you heard the rumors?
«User_666» I haven't, but I can guess. Are there special people running around on this app with strange abilities to change other users in interesting ways?
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» :O !!!
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» Well, I haven't heard exactly that. Rumors I heard were that people on this app were coming away with free "life-changing experiences." Like plastic surgery and shit. Where did you hear about these "special" abilities? That's weird.