"Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?"

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«User_666» That's MS. Blank User Page, actually.
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ah! Sorry. My mistake.
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ugh. I can't believe I fell prey to that classic "no girls on the Internet" bullshit. >:\
«User_666» No problem. I don't have a User page, after all. Easy mistake to make.
«User_666» Is it a problem for you?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Oh! No, no problem here. :)
«-x-LockHeart-x-» I don't discriminate based on your bits. Only your attitude. ;P
«User_666» So how am I doing then?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» What?
«User_666» You discriminate based on attitude. I'd like to know where I stand. What do you think?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Heh. Well, you've gone a full couple minutes without whipping your bits out or telling me to whip MINE out. So you're doing better than most guys on these dating apps do. That's definitely a positive sign. ;P
«User_666» Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» ...Huh? Explain? =S
«User_666» These apps are mostly for hookups. If you're not looking for one... why sign up?
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» Ah, I get it! Well don't get too disappointed now. Just because I'm not tossing my clothes off in the first fifteen sentences doesn't mean it won't happen EVENTUALLY. I'm just not that easy. ;P
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» As for why I'm on here - haven't you heard the rumors?