Sit with Sir Trillian

"Good Evening Sir Trillian!" you greet him as you pull up a chair next to him.

"Bring more Ale!" He screams "The warriors are thirsty!"

A housekeeper comes running out of the kitchen, carrying two new mugs of ale. "Here you go Sirs!" she gives each of you your mugs. "Thanks buttercup!" Trillian smacks her ass. You can't help but roll your eyes.

"Sucks I'm going to have to kill you in a couple weeks!" he takes a giant gulp out of his mug "Your lady throws quite the awesome gathering."

"Yeah, it is quite something isn't it." you take a drink. You look over the table, noticing bread, meat & cheese. You grab one of each and start snacking on them.

"Tell me you've plowed her" Trillian blurts out which kind of catches you off guard.

"Who, Karisi?" you reply

"What I would do to get a piece of her..." he licks his lips.

"Let's just say I just blew her mind no longer than 30 minutes ago." you have the biggest grin ever.

"Cheers to that!" you clink mugs with Trillian, downing more of your drink

"I mean, that whore I had earlier was nice don't get me wrong, I have my needs though. Fight all day for the Syndicate, it's nice to bury my cock into Rathkin royalty."

"Surprised they let you stay here." you reply

"Who the fuck is going to stand in my way?" he lets out a loud guffaw. "I'll break anyone in half if they tell me otherwise."

You didn't doubt he could, you still couldn't get over the fact that his arms were so fucking massive. I couldn't even fit my hands around his biceps...it'd probably take 4 of my hands to completely wrap around it.

You sit around with Sir Trillian sharing stories upon stories for a good while. Getting more and more intoxicated in the process. He was fun to be around, he really was. He loved his ****, he was loud as shit and his mouth was just filthy.

"Ahhh, one for the road!" You clink mugs again, both of you finishing what you had left. "Now tell you what, sir Darien." His eyes looking a little glazed over from the booze. "Days like this are few and far between! Not often I get to party with the Kingdom of Rathkin and it's not as often I make friends with one." He reaches his arm out, which you accept and give a handshake. "But enough of you! I need to go find me some more Rathkin cunt!" He rubs his dick through his trousers giving a loud laugh.

"And off he goes..." you mumble to yourself as you grab another mug of ale from the kitchen. "What to do...what to do..." you ponder