You Meet The Lonely God: Master Marvelous.

Things are very strange in dreams...

You are falling. Falling far and falling fast. You are surrounded by glorious shining light. You are falling into Wonderland. The clock turns. You were very nearly late for a very important date. You are falling into the presence of the god of gods. Somewhere off in the distance, the music of Chicago is playing.

You are now sitting in a chair. It is very comfortable. A fire is burning in the hearth. This doesn't really make any sense because you're in the middle of the woods. Come to think of it, you're not sure why there's a chair here as well. Oh right. Dream stuff. Wait. Hold on. There's a girl here.

"Hello Mr. Vegas. I've been looking forward to this." Okay, how do you put this... This is a rabbit-lady. She has the head of a cute little bunny rabbit and the body of a sexy human lady-person. She's totally naked and you can see the place on her neck where the snow-white fur turns into skin. "Uh... Hi." This is a weird dream. I mean, you don't even LIKE Alice in Wonderland.

"My name is Master Marvelous. I am a god." Okay. You think about this for second. "Shouldn't it be Mistress Marvelous?" She cocks her head and asks the simple question of "What?" You explain. "The term 'Master' is gender-specific. You are clearly a woman. Hence..." She giggles to herself. "I am not always a woman, Mr. Vegas. I am an infinitely powerful being and can take on any physical form that I choose. I just like how the name sounds." She smiles. You think so, anyway. Can bunnies smile? "Yeah, I can dig that," you reply.

"Anyway, you're probably wondering why you're here." Yeah, you were. "Yeah, I was." She leans forward, steepling her fingers. "Well, I've been watching you for a while and I've decided to do something for you that I haven't done in a while." Now this is getting interesting. "And that is...?" She does another bunny smile. "I am going to give you a gift. A boon from the Queen of the Infinite. A magnificent power for you to do whatever you wish with." Oh man. "Really? Why me?" She leans back, casual as can be. "Oh, no big reason. You're a good guy but you aren't pretentious about it or anything. You're a good egg." How nice! "So, what kinda power am I getting?" She smiles as things start to go blurry. You're waking up. "I think I'm going to leave that as a surprise. I think you're going to figure it out pretty quickly." You hope so. "Um, thank you."

And then you woke up.