Rosie: Mother and Housewife.

You quickly settle into the role of Rosie Carter: Matriarch of the Carter family.

You're standing in a pastel kitchen, wearing a gingham dress and taking an apple pie out of the oven. Sometimes you can get a little carried away with these things. There's cliche and then there's this. You can't see how this could get any better.

You set the pie on the windowsill because that is obviously the best place to put it. You decide to freshen up before Mika gets home. Gotta look good for the hubby, right? You take a look in the mirror and... damn! You are a looker! Voluminous ginger curls, Ruby-red lips, some of the tightest curves you've ever seen and a rack that is both literally and figuratively a miracle. Some of your finest work. Can't wait to see the hottie that matches up with this bombshell.

Ooh! That was the door! Someone's home!