Shoot For The Top

“Uh, hello?” I said as I stepped into the office, and I had to suppress a hysterical giggle about the fact that none of the people in the office said anything to me or even seemed to care beyond a simple shifting of the eyes before they returned to their conversation!

“With your leave, Hokage-sama,” said a pretty sexy thing, her purple spikey hair appealing to me somewhat but not nearly as much as the way her coat splayed along the ground and gave me a tantalizing hint of her ass.

Then she turned around, and I couldn’t stop myself from walking forward and groping her fishnet covered breasts, pinching and squeezing without a care. I’d already practiced on the way here with more than a few women, slapping and teasing more T and A than I’d put my hands on in the grand total of my years alive in a half an hour than I had in my entire life, and my shyness in taking advantage in the grand opportunity the universe had given me had drained out pretty quickly.

“Uh, hello,” she said with a bit of a smirk on her face, an eyebrow raised.

Now, yes, I knew Tsunade herself – the Legendary Sucker! – was sitting behind her at her desk. And by the Kami I could see even from her those magnificent mountains that she let rest upon the desk as she scrawled on some papers or another.

“What’s your name, babe?” I said as I began to explore the rest of her body with my hands, a finger dipping towards her pussy and curling into it a bit while my other hand continued to basically maul her tits.

“Anko Mitarashi,” she hummed, rocking with the motions of my hand as I slowly fingerblasted her. “But if you don’t mind…I’ve got a mission to be getting to?”

Oh!

“Right, of course,” I smirked as I lifted up the hand that was coated in a small amount of her juices and shoving it partly into her mouth where she immediately began to lick it clean. “I don’t mean to keep you,” I bowed awkwardly and motioned towards the doors.

Listen. I know I’m going to be fucking these ladies until I die, but I’m not a complete idiot. I know how important the ninja, both men and women, are to our village. Hell, the only reason my mom and dad are still alive was the fact that a bunch of shinobi died to protect them when the Nine Tails rampaged all those years ago! Besides, it’s not like there wasn’t a veritable buffet of women for me to have, I have at least a little bit of self-control.

Not to mention…

“Hello, soon-to-be-fucked Hokage-sama,” I waved to the leader of our village as she sat at her desk and continued to sign and stamp and – oh hello there! “And what’s your name, pig-lady?”

She wasn’t fat, mind you. I wasn’t saying that. I mean that she was literally holding a pig in her arms. It was actually a pretty cute thing, if you’re into that sort of stuff.

“I am Shizune,” she bowed her head, bonking it funnily on the pig. “I am Tsunade-sama’s assistant and secretary.”

Heh, I think I like her.

“Hello,” was Tsunade’s somewhat distracted reply.

Now, you might be wondering why they responded like that at all. But I’d experimented on the way here, just to make sure that in the future things would still work out for me. I’d had enough of being punted around by the world after all. So after realizing that so long as I prefaced a statement with ‘It’s normal that…’ then just about anything went, right? So on my way here, in between groping any woman I wanted and even kissing a few of the hotter ones, I’d made sure to put down a few universal orders.

‘It’s normal for a woman to give me her name and occupation whenever I asked for it.’

‘It’s normal for me to be able to call women whatever I want without them getting offended, even if I take off these earrings or lose them forever.’

‘It’s normal for no one to ever consider attacking me, hurting me, or killing me no matter what, even if I take off these earrings or lose them forever.’

Not that I knew whether or not that last part was true, but hey, cover your bases, am I right? But those weren’t the only ones, just the ones that I felt were important at the time.

“Nice, Shizune,” I gave her an appraising look before walking over and, finding a clean spot on the desk, took the pig out of her arms where it was surprisingly docile, and put it on the ground. “Now, why don’t you suck on my dick for a bit?”

“I don’t think that’s going to be a very efficient use of my time,” she said, an apologetic smile on her face even as I put my hands on her head and began guiding it down to where I’d already had my dick out as I came up the tower already, “Tsunade-sama needs me to ghlack ghuk glurk!”

“Hoo boy, Shizune, you sure know how to deep throat a man,” I chuckled as I slammed her head down onto me, exulting in the sensation of her lips and tongue wrapping around my cock.

Still, she apparently was pretty important to the continual functioning of the village, I soon realized. Seriously, the moment Shizune looked distracted, I couldn’t help but watch as Tsunade had actually stopped rather furtively begun looking for some...sake? She glanced at Shizune whose eyes were watering while spit and drool began to pool slightly on the ground at my feet, and then happily popped open a small clay bottle and poured into a saucer that she immediately downed. And while those mouth wateringly good looking tits were right in front of me…actually, what was the point of hesitating?

“It’s normal for, when I put my dick in you, Shizune’s mouth, for you to give me every iota of your attention to give me the best possible blowjob you can and swallow everything,” I said down to her before reaching out to grab myself a really nice handful of Tsunade-tit who was still drinking. “And-woah!”

Shizune, apparently, was really good at things she had to put everything she had into. My hands actually left her head as her hands reached out to grip onto the edge of the desk to leave cracks so that she could do something I can only describe as piston-skullfucking herself onto my dick, humming and moaning all the while as she moved at a speed that I think only a ninja could. It was, to say the least, heavenly as her mouth and throat enveloped me again and again. I’d like to say that I lasted a good long while, but as her tongue tornado’d its way around my dick, the softness of her mouth wrapping around me, I came in about thirty seconds after she began, and damn did I explode into her mouth. It was probably my biggest load yet, no offense to Kurenai.

“H-holy shit,” I gasped as I almost collapsed back onto the desk, my legs trembling. “That was…damn Shizune!”

She really did swallow all of it, too, before straightening back up and gulping deeply and multiple times to make sure it all went down all with the same calm look on her face. Though I noticed that her smile, apologetic just before her mouth had to encase my entire girth, looked strained before she managed to banish it from her face.

“Something wrong there, slut?” I asked, with some real concern I might note, insult aside. “Oh, right, and my name is Nijito.”

“It’s nothing, Nijito,” she smiled again, though this time she was really flushed and her carefully set hair had been thrown back and forth by the acts I’d just had her perform.

“It’s normal for people to answer me fully and truthfully when I ask them questions,” I frowned, “Now what was wrong, bitch?”

“It was very bad tasting,” she replied instantly and primly, “I think your diet might not be the best, as that can affect how semen tastes. Your semen makes me a bit nauseous to have had in my mouth.”

Oh.

Well.

“Normally I’d be insulted by that, but I’m feeling magnanimous,” I told her. “It’s normal for my cum to taste like the best thing anyone has ever had, ever.”

“Mmmph,” Tsunade hummed slightly from beside me, where I’d just been continuously groping and squeezing at the one breast.

Actually. Now that I thought about it…

“How does this feel, cow-tits?” I turned to look at her where she was still sitting, though I had to do a double take as she had somehow disappeared the sake in the like one second it took for Shizune to finish swallowing and return to ‘attention’.

“It feels a little bit nice, but mostly it’s just distracting me,” was her offhand reply as she refocused on her work.

I mean. It’s one thing to have women all around me suck and fuck whenever I wanted. But I didn’t really like the idea, always, of them just taking it without any major reaction. Kurenai’s little gasp as I actually drove her to cumming out in the street was pretty hot after all. Something to think about…but first?

“Right. Well, Shizune, thanks for the blowjob.” I told her sincerely before hopping off the desk and walking around it to where my great prize awaited me. “You were a good fluffer.”

“Thank you, Nijito,” Shizune replied, picking up her pig and resuming her previous posture as if nothing had happened.

I think I liked it this way.

Anyway.

Tsunade!

“So,” I looked down at her, at the valley between those utterly huge udders, those legendary breasts, “How do I want this to go…”