A Learning Experience

I stared at the sexy Kunoichi’s sexy backside until she turned a corner, and immediately grinned like an idiot.

HAH! Big dicked ninja boyfriend my ass, I guess that ninja stuff was Kami’s way of compensating, all the depressive feelings over the possible ‘small dick’ issue vanished into thin air and I was sure I heard trumpets in the background congratulating my actions.

I looked over the crowd that had been watching us, they had pretty much dispersed already and went their own ways, if it hadn’t been for the total disinterest they had in me and Kurenai’s having sex, I would have thought they had a peeping fetish or something.

Out of curiosity, I grabbed a passing person on the road.

“Hey… uhhhhhhh…” I then recognized him, Old Man Aoto, known widely as the most perverted man in the whole of Konoha, even if he says there was someone else who bet him at it, I still regarded him as such.

“What is it?” there, right there! He had a near bored look on him, the guy who was said to get hot and bothered over ladies underwear when it wasn’t on the lady, and now I was completely confident he was one of the people in the crowd.

“You didn’t see… anything strange in that?” I pointed at the spot that I had just fucked one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen, and he just eyeballed it like it was a… well, I guess to him it WAS a pile of dirt, but to be, it was a pile of dirt as much as the Hokage Monument was a fancy rock.

“Not much, just you screwing a Kunoichi” He answered, Complete. Deadpan.

“Ah… thanks then” I then waved him off and he just grumbled before leaving.

…

I was usually a guy who just went with the flow without asking questions when it came to weird situations, ninja k1ds coming back like they had a fight with a tiger while holding a mangy cat? Ignore it, buildings trashed by enemy ninja attack? Shut-up and fix the shit, but now? Having sex in public with a hot-ass Kunoichi, without anyone saying it is wrong? It’s too much to NOT question it.

So I walked out the way of the road, sat down, and thought about it.

This is definitely not some engineered prank, and unless people suddenly thought it was okay getting pregnant by a total stranger, as well as everyone else watching it, I have no idea how this would be possible.

Come on Nijito, you may not have ever gotten a proper education at school, but at the very least you can try a put two and two together.

Let’s start at the beginning, what is different from yesterday that could make this possible, I woke up, got some breakfast, same boring cheap bread, I went out, bought a bunch of vegetables that were going to go off tomorrow so I could make a stew, got the same meagre pay check…

Fuck, I need to rethink my life a little.

Okay, focus on the issue on hand, and then I went to Ichiraku, and received another slap for feeling that Ayame chick…

Heh, maybe I should pay her a visit after this, and screw her in front of her old man, hehe…

Okay, then I went to the south side and hit on some girls and I…

Went to the pawn store… and bought…

I unclipped the earring on my ear and looked at it, no fucking way.

“Hey!”

I looked up and saw some civilian girl; she had a plain grey Yukata and brown hair, looking somewhere around twenty years old. She looked like she was fighting off a blush.

“Y-you just can’t do that thing on the street you know!”

I blinked up at her, incredibly shocked at someone actually reacting normally to my public sex act.

But just to be sure…

“What do you mean?” I asked her, glancing to the side, I actually saw a few people looking at me in disapproval,

“Y-You!” She looked increasingly red, before wordlessly pointed down below me, following the direction, I looked down at my now soft dick… that I hadn’t put away yet.

Shit…

I then looked at the earring in my hand again, and quickly snapped it back over my ear, looking up; I saw the random girl’s face slacken from her rage and took on a normal look.

Well… at least that incident made me know for sure that it was the earring.

Standing up, with my cock still hanging in the wind, I looked into her eyes.

“Sorry, what was I not supposed to do?”

She then tilted her head before speaking off in a monotone.

“Sorry, having your genitals out isn’t really that bad for you, I must have thought you were someone else”

So whenever I put on the earring, anything I am doing is considered normal, so why did Kurenai give me a sexy wink? Was it because since it was considered normal to her to have sex, she sees it more as something to enjoy with me?

I then remembered, I had bought TWO earrings, so what about the other?

I immediately dug it out and looked at it, was it just the same effect? Two earrings that make people see you as normal? Naw, it that was it, why make a second earring to go with it? It would be fine on its own.

So it might have a different ability… but what?

I guess the first thing to do is put it on; I put the second earring on my empty ear and looked around.

Nothing seemed to be different.

I looked at the civilian girl who was still in front of me, and without hesitation, I gripped her breasts through her Yukata.

She gasped slightly, but other than that, no reaction.

Maybe if I take of the first earring…

“KYAAAAA!”

Put it back on, BACK ON!

“Sorry, I can’t seem to control myself; I don’t know what’s wrong with me”

“It’s alright” I murmured, feeling my sore face from the slap I received, resisting the urge to strip the bitch and have her walk back home that way.

Okay, think, what would be the second ability?

Think of it in a ninja way, those weird bug ones have a duel ability right? They spew and control bugs, so the ability might have something to do with this ‘normality’ perception people have around it.

“I really am sorry, is there anything I can do to make up for it?” I was seriously getting pissed over this girl having assaulted me and wearing a completely unapologetic

I hotly replied “Well, the normal way that you can apologize to me is by sucking my dick!”

Expecting only a blank refusal, I was shocked at her reply, “Oh, of course, I forgot that”

She then got down on her knees and grasped my shaft in her hands, and then I felt the unmistakeable feel of her lips going over my head, and her tongue swirling around the tip, which quickly caused it to spring back into

Holy shit! This feels good!

As I looked at the woman as she bobbed her head up and down my length, I then back tracked to what caused this.

The normal way… if I say that does that mean it will be considered normal to do it?

Hah! And those lousy guys at the mill said I was an idiot, I just figured out a magical artefact and its powers, suck on THAT!

I then focused on the girl, a total stranger, who was sucking on a particular THAT, and got a wicked idea.

“It is normal for me to receive blowjobs from women if I ask for it” I speak out, no one within hearing distance even turned their head.

There was no confirmation of it, but I was confident it worked, I then looked back down at the unnamed girl as she still worked my cock like a pro, I shivered as I came down the women’s throat, and she swallowed it down, every drop.

She then disengaged from it and stood up,

“I hope I’m forgiven” she said earnestly, I just smiled in response.

“Of course you are; can I count on you to suck it again sometime later?”

“Of course, whenever you ask” she smiled in return, before walking away as if we just shook hands.

Hehe, now that I know what these things can do, now all I have to do is say it, and any woman is mine!