Mixed-Species Animal Girls

"... Mixed-Species Animal Girls?" You ask, and the Clerk gestures for you to follow him. You enter a hallway with a lot of doors, and go to one near the back. Inside is a room with a large mahogany desk and two rolling chairs. The one behind the desk is almost a movable throne made from more mahogany and tanned leather. The other is a cheap generic rolling chair you could find in any office building anywhere. "Take your seat and we'll get started," the clerk says, indicating the rolling throne, so you do.

"Now, when our parent company was just starting out we did a lot of experimental designs for animal girls. We tried making mashups of just about everything at least once, but further information revealed that such things not only were often considered aesthetically unpleasant but frequently resulted in girls that were unstable either biologically or psychologically. However, even when we weeded out all the ones that proved unstable we were left with an embarrassing number of cross-breeds who just plain don't sell. Therefore they get divided up and sent to shops low on inventory in small groups that we call clatches which are each united by some theme," the clerk explains.

"Because you are Here on a 'Free Pass' it's policy that you only can pick from three girls per category, so take a look at this list and pick one clatch to interview. Each one will have the girls names and thier clatches theme, but nothing else. Remember also, once you pick one, that's it, you can only pick from those three girls for mixed-species unless you decide to pay full price for more," the clerk cautions, then hands you a list to look at.

Roxie, Loxie, and Moxie: Passion and Poison.

Anna, Samantha, and Vanessa: Birds/Beasts.

Doris, Gladys, and Rosemary: Cats Meow.

Jade, Diamond, and Ruby: Insects/ Others.

Kelly, Wendy, and Sally: The Girls From Saint Patrick's Bus.

Elizabeth, Anne, and Victoria: English Countryside Crosses.

Keisha, Monique, and Shauna: African/American.

Daphne, Velma, and Schalla: The Pound Puppies.

Mogulia, April, and Porsche: Monkey/Sea

Eva, Jadda, and Fyre: Lost Eggs.

Rihanna, Rebecca, and Rachael: serpents/spiders.

Mary, Ruth, and Esther: Biblical Beast Beauties

Wilma, Betty, and Pebbles: Dinos/Domestics

Candy, Mandy, and Claire: Australia/Asia

Marley, Quinn, and Ivy: Wet n' Wild.

Bianca, Mabel, and Felicia: Mice/Carnivores.

Valerie, Harper, and Alice: Sleep With Butterflies.

Jasmine, Snow, and Aurora: Pests/Pets

Lucy, Angelica, and Ariel: Minor In Mythology

Vicki, Vivian, and Valeria: Vipers/Vixens

Jessie, Jane, and Joanne: The Partial Plant Posse.

"Well John, which will it be?" The clerk asks as soon as he's sure you've read over the list...