The Unhappy Angel

In their bedroom in Mel's apartment, Amia was currently making out with her former husband Achré, now wife Ashley. They'd been using the free time they'd been given by God to enjoy each-other's company, since Amia had spent most of Jack's reign by his side, making sure his orgasms were frequent. But now, she was able to spend as much time with her spouse as she liked.

"I've missed you so much," Ashley moaned into her wife's mouth.

"Me too Achré," Amia moaned, as their tongues wrestled.

"I guess you'll have to get used to calling me Ashley from now on."

"Only in public. In private, you're still Achré to me."

"And you're still my Amikins."

They stopped kissing, and Amia rested her head on Ashley's boobs.

"Okay, that's weird," Amia said. "I'm used to there being a muscular chest here."

"Imagine how I feel," Ashley joked.

"Okay, I'll give you that. You know, it's times like this I feel like I'm a failure."

"What do you mean, Amikins?"

"I promised the original God I'd look after his creation," Amia replied. "I swore to lead his replacements to rule as he would. And look at all that's happened. We've had maybe 10 trillion Gods that I would consider good. All the Quintillions of others were awful. Jack and Melissa are just the latest in a long line. Between them they've fucked up the divine hierarchy. I mean, making his family archangels? By the time he was done with them, Jack's family could barely think on their own. The only thoughts they could muster were to beg Jack to make them orgasm again.

And then there's Melissa. Does she not realise how bad an idea it is to make her girlfriend her chief archangel? Aside from the fact it's going against the will of the original God, blessed be his name, it means that she'll never be advise properly. She'll be a yes woman, and the only advice she'll give is "Let's have sex". I'm the only one qualified to advise Gods, because I'm the only one trained for the job by the original God himself."

"Most of us met him too, you know," Ashley said.

"I know, but you didn't spend every moment of your existence with him. I'm starting to think Lucifer had the right idea. He thought it was stupid to pass on the powers to untrained mortals, and I agree. The only one qualified for Godhood was the original God. Every day I pray to him to come and save us, but he never comes."

"He's in the Gods' heaven."

"Yes. And I hope he's there lecturing all the past Gods on how badly they did their jobs."

Meanwhile, Melissa and Emily were cuddling and kissing and orgasming on their holy bed, which appeared on a planet across the universe, to the amazement of its inhabitants. But was this planet more or less advanced than Earth?