Kurt's and evil genius?!

Kurt and Heather crested the last rise and saw the sunlight filter in through the open cave mouth. Kurt quickly wiped the dazed smile from his face from his fantasy before Heather turned around. She nodded at him, then walked out of the shadows towards her friends, Kurt followed soon after. Kurt watched as Heather talked to Ashley and Zack, as if no one had heard the moans and sounds of sexual delight from either side of the wall. Kurt did see a little blush on both Heather and Ashley's face as they looked at each other, but luckily Zack wasn't looking at the two of them, but at Kurt. Oh great! So he actually did have feelings for Heather, Kurt thought as he looked at Zack's glare. Ok, let's get this over with, "Zack, Ashley! You should've come with us, the cave was great!"

"Yeah, thanks Kurt. We had enough fun over here for ourselves." Zack said Harshly. Both Ashley and Heather looked at him weirdly, they had never heard him talk that way before, Kurt smiled on the inside, Zack was changing.

"What do you mean, Zack?" Kurt asked innocently, he glanced at Heather and caught her grimacing, maybe he was a little too innocent?

"Ash and I heard you two having sex back there Kurt!"

"Zacky, Zacky, Zacky" drawled Kurt "we heard some interesting things from your side as well, didn't we Heather?" Kurt asked, and for some reason Heather couldn't make eye contact with anyone. Come on Zack, you're doing my work for me, she's feeling jealous again. I'll have to take note of that, talking about Zack and Ashley makes her jealous, hmm?

"You heard us?" Zack asked worriedly looking at Heather

"Yeah, I..we heard you Zack." Heather said while looking up for the first time to look at him.

"Zack, I think it's about time that we tell you, that Heather and I didn't actually have sex. This was all part of a plan I came up with to see what you would do. Remember I told you, this was part of your training."

"Ashley were you in on this plan too? Please tell me you weren't."

"I was Zack, but.."

"So was having sex with me part of the plan too, or was it the moment? I don't understand what's happening." Zack said as he sat on the ground and put his head in his hands.

"Zack, Ashley was supposed to comfort you, because we didn't want you having any adverse reactions to what we wee supposedly doing. Her part was not to do anything sexual, the fact that she did, should be good news for you."

"Yeah, good news. And you Heather....why?" Oh man, Zack put up a challenge mate. You're making this too easy. I guess I should make my move now.

_"_Hey Zack! Come on, it was my plan, not hers. I wanted.. still want to help you, I thought you wanted this? Heather here, has done nothing wrong." Kurt said as he built up his courage and put his arm around Heather's shoulders, Heather didn't move immediately, which shocked Kurt. After a few seconds though she did move away from his touch You've got to be kidding me! It can't be that easy! What kind of power do you have over this girl Zack? Kurt thought impressed.

Zack snorted at the scene in he just witnessed _Kurt and Heather huh? I'm such a fool! I know what his plan was now, you know what? He can have her! _Zack turned towards Ashley and nodded back in the direction of the cabin "Well, this was a great trip guys. Thanks. Ashley and I are going to head back now, if you would like to join us?"

"Yeah, that would be great! How nice of you Zack, no hard feelings right?" Kurt asked with a light smile. Could he have been even more of a jerk than I had heard? He's dangerous, he made me think of him as a friend, and now e's made me sleep with my friend's girlfriend, and snap at Heather. This guy's a genius! Zack thought with grudging admiration. _I can't believe that I would even have thought about becoming someone like him. _The four jumped into the water and swam back to the cabin, the whole way, Zack's head were filled with many thoughts.