Just Browsing

"Just browsing," John answered.

"Okay," the woman said, "If you find something you like don't heaitate to try the fitting room out back."

"All costumes are one size fits all," the man said, "Even if they don't look like it."

"And all sales are final," she finished.

They went back to playing chess as John went to examine which aisle he wanted to go down. There seem to be very organized for a store this big. But there were no other customers in sight.