Ask your husband about choosing a lesbian lover. TRUTH: 7-9, he tells you one.

You're sitting in your living room on Saturday morning, drinking decaf, black, while Vincent reads you another entry from the Woman to Woman personals.

You sigh. "So far it's either cats and sweaters or dominatrixes," you say. "I'm tempted to stay at the hospital."

"You know you can't do that," Vincent says.

"I know," you say. You'd have to join Frances and Brenda's lesbian cabal, and who knows what they'd demand from you. You shake your head. They had the place sewed up from the board down to the candy-stripers.

Vincent adjusts his glasses. "Well, I did have a thought," he says.

"Oh?" you say. "Tell me."

When you use TRUTH, on a 7-9, choose one.

• He names another girl he wants to fuck.
• He names another girl he is fucking.
• He names another girl he wants to watch you fuck.
• He names another girl he loves.
• He names another girl he hates