Ernest Bradford my nerdy neighbour.

"Who was it mom?" I ask as I hear her close the door and come back.

"Oh it was just Ernest, he came to bring me back the electric whip I lended to his mom" she says.

Ernest Bradford, the son of our neighbours, a classmate of mine, tall, smart, nerdy and a huge perv.

He often get huge boners in class looking at girls and is a total outcast even among other nerds.

Worse, he had a huge crush on me since he moved in a few years back. I never gave in to any if his advances but he insist and iften make clear his feelings fir me. Because of that, both our parents believe us friends or worst.

I thank fate that my quick reactions stopped me from getting caught naked by him. And my mom that went to open the door in only that flimsy apron! Thankfully as she only faced him he only got to see her figure but nothing embarrassing, can't imagine the shame if she were to face away from him, giving him a full view of her luscious ass.

"Hi Laurie! Are those waffles ?" Says a disturbingly fzmiliar voice behind my mom.

"MOM!!! what is he doing here?" I scream at my mom, pointing at Ernest behind her who unglued his eyes from her ass to enjoy the view of my naked body.

I try as best as I can to cover myself ( with boobs as big as mine, two hands are far from enough to cover everything. ) but he still gets an eyeful.

"Oh I told him you were only going to do homework and laze around today, while your clothes were in the laundry. He offered to help you with your math assignments and to hang around with you." She says. " get him a plate I'll do another batch of waffles."

"Mom , I'm naked he can't stay here." I scream.

"Oh don't be ridiculous you were spending days naked in the backyard with your friend." She tell, Ernest looks very interested.

"It was with Lisa! A girl! In a pool! And I was 5!" I scream.

"Okay take that then, but you'll do the next batch for us." She says removing her apron and handing it to me. She is now bare ass naked in front of Ernest. ( who is having a huge boner, no seriously very huge, how long is that thing ?)

Seeing that she won't bend to the logic of telling her not to be naked in front of him, I grab the apron and drape it around me.

It covers a little more on me than on my mother (my boobs are big, hers are HUGE) but I see a flaw in this situation.

If I get up to do the waffles, I will have to turn away from Ernest ! My only hope is that he will be too hypnotised by my moms gigantic dangling orbs to pay attention to my exposed ass.

"Mom put your nightie back!" I tell her.

"Sweetie I often let jelly drop on my boobs, you can’t get raspberry jelly stains off a silk nightie." She says.

I quickly cook a batch of waffles and sit down.

"Mom can you go check if some clothes are dry, now that you finished your breakfast." I say, remaining seated. I try to get her to leave the room but remain unwilling to flash my ass again.

"I'll go check that, stay with Ernest and start to clean the kitchen sweetie." She replies.

Ernest gets up and pretend to gather plates to get a better angle on her swinging ass as she leaves the room.

She gets in the basement.