Back to the office

I had been back at the office for about ten minutes and was currently thinking about whether I should or shouldn’t go search Soifon when she appeared with Omaeda in tow. “And I am telling you to never again drop any of your crisps on my head.”

She was furious, that much was clear. “I will, cap’, don’t worry.” They acted like I wasn’t there. Ah, yeah, the earring. Soifon had just kicked Omaeda in the stomach when I had put the earring on my desk.

Nothing changed. Omaeda, had passed out and Soifon sat behind her desk. That’s when it dawned on me: it was ACTUALLY normal for me to be here. My life felt like a roller coaster right now.

“So, captain.” I wasn’t exactly sure of an **** Omaeda in the room counted as in private so I went with the safe route. “I have finished the paperwork. What will you have me do next?”

Soifon was picking a few potato crisps out of her hair and every time she found another one I felt her mood darken “Go to the imprisonment unit and introduce yourself, they are your underlings now after all.”

I saluted and went on my way. Staying in that office seemed like the sure fire way to get into trouble. Once again I will spare you the exact details in favour of getting through this. So to put it shortly, I arrived at the units building, introduced myself, had to show that I was worthy by beating a couple of guys up, which was surprisingly easy and then was welcomed with open arms.

The whole process took a while and by the time I returned to the office it was dark outside. Soifon was reading the very last reports when I came in. To my surprise she didn’t seem to actually look at the report, her face showed a conflicted nostalgic expression that faded away once she saw me.

“You are getting better, I didn’t actually notice you this time.” She said and slammed the report on the table. I could brood other what that just was another time. “Thank you, Soifon.” I looked around, carefully I asked. “Where is Omaeda?”

A satisfied smile showed on Soifon’s face. “I found an excuse to send him on patrol for a couple of days.” She rose from her seat and went over to the door for the living quarters. “Join me for a bit would you, Nize?”

It wasn’t exactly a question, not that I would have declined anyway. A couple of minutes later I found myself in her quarters, sipping tea. Well she was, I had a glass of water, tea was not too my liking.

Her quarters were pretty much the exact same as mine, with the only apparent difference being that Soifon had a lot more items decorating shelves. We were sitting at the Japanese style table on the ground and I was simply waiting for Soifon to speak up.

“I hope the trip to your new unit was successful?” She asked eventually. “Yeah, it did take some time but they recognized me after I beat some guys up.” Soifon nodded. “Sounds about right. To my surprise you actually finished the paperwork I gave you, even after I checked it couldn’t find anything I found unsatisfying.”

I smiled at the unexpected compliment. “I did have some motivation from you though.” I said my smile growing slightly lewd. Soifon blushed and punched me on the shoulder. It hurt a lot but that was worth it.

“I would ask you to not refrain from action like that during the work hours.” Soifon said, to which I responded. “I will try to, but I am just a single man looking at one of the most beautiful ladies in Seireitei all day.”

She turned beet red. I had actually expected another punch to the shoulder, or worse. Of course this was much better. I decided to push my luck a little bit further. “I am sure we could find an agreement outside of the work hours.”

To my surprise she nodded. “Yeah, I had something similar in mind. My proposition would be that I suck you dry every evening.”

My blood quickly drained from my brain, but a speck of logic still remained and I had to ask something first. “Why specifically a blowjob?”

She slightly turned her head so she wouldn’t make eye contact. This new shy side was just adorable. “It’s faster and I get off anyway.”

So that’s the problem, when sucking me off made her orgasm as well, it was just the more efficient way. As hot as that was, I rather licked actual intercourse so I couldn’t just let that slide. I was about to open my mouth when I heard Merc’s voice in my head. ‘Bro, I get what you want to do, but think about it what you say next very carefully.’

He was right, I stopped for a second to choose my next words with caution. “So, will you take the deal?” Soifon asked, a little bit too eager for this to be just about me.