Ed and Lydia reach the safety of Riverwood

They continued down the mountain path and snow turned to brown dirt and then green grass as it wound between towering trees. Our hero and faithful lustful companion were attacked by a couple of wolves but Lydia swiftly dispatched them, Ed even managed to figure out how to cast offensive spells and launched some fireballs at them which caught Lydia in the blast radius but she didn't complain. The random attacks provided distractions from the concerns Ed had about his situation, namely how and why did he appear inside this game together with a need to know when he'd be able to get laid. The sight of Lydia had distracted him from the full implications of his situation but with time to reflect he began to panic that this wasn't a dream.

A mixture of relief and eagerness washed over him when he saw the small village of Riverwood nestled beside a fast flowing river, he wasn't used the reality of outdoor life and needed home comforts. Did this Skyrim have TV? What about computers? Could he play a game inside the game? He quickly realised that the answer to both was no since he hadn't created a mod to introduce those things, it seemed he was for the moment stuck here until he woke up in the real world.

As he rode into the hamlet he saw the local guard on her patrols, he had introduced a mod for all guards to be tall slightly muscular busty Nordic females and their armour was changed to a bikini version of the original armour. The original formidable looking guard had been turned into a high class stripper armed with sword and shield and a willingness to use them. Ed stared at the stripper guard as she walked past and she stared back as she scanned the area for danger.

It took a few moments to secure his horse then Ed entered the Sleeping Giant Inn with Lydia at his side. It took a moment for his eyes to adjust and when he was to look around he found that the inn was a small dilapidated place which stank of stale ale with some private rooms branching off from the common area. The few patrons who were sipping their drinks glanced towards him as he entered then returned to their business as if he wasn't there.

Ed approached the bar, as with all bartenders in his heavily modded world the person serving **** was a gorgeous busty Nordic woman wearing a Bavarian style hostess dress which amplified her cleavage. Ed kept staring at her tits as he ordered some ale and some rooms, Ed smiled as he considered that all the bartenders in his game offered "extra" services.