Somewhere in the middle

You follow Wanda and Lena to somewhere in the middle and take a seat on one of the comfortable couches. You sit in the middle of the two girls. For some reason, they sit as close to you as possible. Really close. Their bare legs are touching yours. They chose to wear very short, black skirts. It makes you feel quite uncomfortable and the girls are quick to notice. Without warning they both grab your legs and softly start massaging them. You notice they are getting uncomfortably close to your penis.

A few uncomfortable minutes pass like this. You can barely move. You're so embarrased. What kind of church is this? All around you, you see couples getting closer together, touching each other through their clothes. They're all dressed in normal clothes. They look like normal people.

Suddenly a door opens, left to the podium. Everyone's attention is instantly drawn to the short, old man that comes walking out of the doorway. He walks over to the stand in the middle, on top of it is a microphone. The man seems tired, like he's a hundred years old. But when he reaches the microphone, enthusiastically says; 'Welcome all! How are y'all doing!'

You jump a little. Everyone in the room shouts at the same time, 'WE FEEL BLESSED!'

'And so you should,' the old man says. 'We're gonna have a wonderful time tonight. We're gonna feel God in our hearts!'

Everyone claps.

'I see some new faces here today,' The reverent, or priest or preacher or whatever says. 'That makes me happy. I want everyone to feel welcome in this church. Most of all, you first-timers. Because tonight is your lucky night. You will let divinity in your hearts. And do you all know why, Ladies and Gentlemen? Because you are finally going to be free. Free to love, and do whatever you want. And that's what God wants! He wants us to enjoy ourselves while we're here, on this earth. Why else would he create us? We are his children! His blessed children! And he gives us the freedom to enjoy life!'

'Amen!' the church shouts.

'So what do we want?'

'To enjoy life!' The room sounds so convincing, you want to shout with them.

'What do we want?'

'To enjoy life!' You shout with them now too.

'Then come on kids! Let's enjoy life! Come over to the stage, and let me give you the love of God!'

The crowd cheers.