Just walk over to Wanda

You really want to make a good impression on Wanda. She has to see you as a man now, not the boy you used to be. It's time to finally have her in your bed tonight. There's no time to waste.

So, with as much confidence as you can muster you walk out of the house, grabbing some sunglasses on the way. When you leave the house, into the baking sunlight, you see Wanda, standing in front of her house. She stopped tending to the garden and is now cleaning up. Bending over every time to pick up some equipment, she gives you that most beautiful sight again and again. That fantastic posterior. Damn. Nothing could beat a sight like that. Not even the wonders of the world could beat that.

Once you're done admiring this piece of art, you decide to speak up; 'Long time, no see,' you shout.

She turns around, shocked. She hadn't heard anything until now, she was wearing earphones. Now she takes them out and takes a good look at you. Her eyes as wide as cupcakes.

'Robbie?'

'Hey, Wanda. It's good to see you!'

'It's really good to see you too! It's been years! What have you been up to?'

'Nothing much.' You smile. 'How about you?'

'A lot,' she laughs. 'Why don't you come inside, we have some catching up to do.'

Wanda seems genuinely pleased to see you, her face beaming, her body suddenly almost glowing. You are quick to accept her invitation, and within seconds you're inside of her house. In the kitchen is the girl you saw earlier in the window, still barely wearing any clothes.

'Goddamnit, Lena, why don't you put some clothes on?' she sounds barely annoyed, like the girl being naked happens all the time. 'We have guests.'

'But it's so very hot!' the girl called Lena protests.

Wanda sighs. 'Alright well, Robbie that almost naked girl there is Lena, my younger sister. Lena, this is Robbie, my neighbor. Or at least, he used to be, and then we became just friends.'

'Sounds complicated,' Lena remarks.

'Well, it's not!' Wanda snaps.

'Anyway, nice to meet you, Robbie.' She winks.

'You too,' you say, shyly.

'Lena started living here a while ago after you left,' Wanda explains. 'To keep me company. You want some ice tea, by the way, hon?' she asks sweetly.

'Sure,' you answer as you sit at the kitchen table, opposite Lena. 'Why do you need company?'

Wanda scrambles through the kitchen cupboards to get you a glass. 'Well, you know, you left me first. My husband left soon after.'

'It's not related,' Lena giggles.

'Oh, I'm so sorry...' you say worriedly while fist-bumping the air in your mind.

'It's okay,' Wanda tells you. 'It's for the best.'