a test run with real people

"When is this event taking place?" You ask, your mind racing with possibilities. If Olivia needs your help, you're going to have to stop wasting brain cells trying to accept this new reality, and just go with it.

"Next week." Olivia answers.

"Well..." you say, knowing you're about to suggest something very, very daring. "That gives us lots of time to find eight people for a test run."

It doesn't take much time for Olivia's ponderous expression to turn into a full on smile. "I like it. Sort of an undress rehearsal."

You roll your eyes. Olivia Munn exposing her wild sex life to you and then following it up with a bad pun, is such an Olivia Munn thing to do.

And she adds one thing. "And I think you mean seven people. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I just found person number 1" She gives you a look up and down, as if to suggest that you're her man.

And how you wish you were. But you're not certain about that. "Well..." you say, thinking about Michelle, the girl you've started dating only recently. Thinking about her for the first time today. Feeling a little guilty about that. "I don't know. I've sort of got an almost girlfriend." you and Michelle have only been on 2 dates, but they've been great dates and you're not sure if she'd be up for you participating in an Olivia Munn gangbang.

But Olivia doesn't greet this news as a deterrent. "Well fuck," She says, "If she has a strap on, we've got person number 2."

You're almost certain Michelle wouldn't be up for that. Michelle is sweet. She's cute. She's kinda religious.

"Give her a call." Olivia says. And you find her very hard to refuse. "C'mon, give her a call." And you know you can't refuse.

But you have no idea exactly what you're going to say. Something like. "Hey Sweetie, Olivia Munn came into work today to tell me that she wants to practice for a wild gangbang and would like us to penetrate two of her holes." Yeah, you might not want to put it like that exactly.

Olivia looks on eagerly as the phone rings. You wait for Michelle to pick up, wondering exactly how the fuck you got here.