Buy some clothes.

While you can't say for certain what you were expecting when you went through the door, you can say it wasn't what you found. Through the door all you find is a folding chair sitting up to a similar metal folding table with a very old looking desk top computer sitting on it, complete with old school wired mouse and keyboard. There is an exit out to the street to your right and to your left is a large empty cardboard box with flaps so someone could close it. On the monitor is an old style bouncing text screen saver that simply says, “Please close the box before starting.”

“This is all so odd.” You do as you are told and shut the box. Then you take a seat and grab the mouse. Sure enough it is a website for some kind of clothing store with every sort of clothing you can imagine. “No way.” You say with a laugh as you scroll and search all sorts of things, it seems they have anything you can imagine, and they deliver. “Well I guess I can order some stuff.” Every item you pick shows a sexy girl wearing it along with a complete outfit and links to buying every little item in the outfit to try to sell you as much as possible as well as giving you style ideas. It quickly becomes apparent that you are going to want your long sexy legs to remain mostly bare, no matter how silly that might be. You also quickly decide that you might just be in love with skirts. Shoes, it is shoes that you make your first decision on. A pair of white platform sandals with 6” heels and about a 2” platform under the toes looks ever so sexy. The skirt that calls to you the most is a pink pleated denim skirt with wide belt loops and a zipper and button up front. The thing that sells you the most is it's recommendation for people wanting something to conceal a gun in, the hem line with a nice belt it says can conceal as many as four small pistols, which you tend to think they are really saying any one of four places they feel you could hide a pistol, but then again it might. The site suggests a really sexy looking scoop neck sleeveless tank top with cut out sides, and you agree that a white one that is a little short in front so your sexy belly button ring is visible would be perfect. Under all of this you decide on a hot pink bikini. Once you have all of this picked out you decide on an armored coat to go with it. A cute pink leather button front jacket that hangs down nearly as low as the skirt seems perfect, it is even rated as pretty strong armor resistance, which is also pretty nice. All total the bill is $2500 which you can't help but laugh when you discover that there is a slot to pay with cash.

As soon as you feed in the bills the screen says “10 minutes please.” You go ahead and look around a little more at all the sexy outfits while the timer counts down, assuming it is going to ask for your address or something. When the timer hits zero it simply says, “Thank you, your order is in the box.”

“No fucking way.” You blurt out with a laugh. Opening the box you again exclaim, “No way.” Sure enough, right there in the box is everything you ordered. “Ooh I need a purse.” You head back to the computer and order 5 more pairs of bikini underwear each a different color, and buy a little black leather purse for another $100, wait another ten minutes, getting dressed while you wait.

Dressed and ready you pack up and head out.