Buy guns.

Finally feeling sexy and even a little safe you turn your attention to the other way which you are lacking, your guns. Looking at your funds it would seem you have $5400 left, plus whatever you can get selling the two guns you have now. You don't have any idea what kind of time limit you have on this next job, whatever it is, but you decide to head toward the pit and see what you can find on the way there.

Sure enough as you cross town your cute little computer tells you that there is a friendly gun shop right up ahead. You find a place to park and head inside. The store is immaculate and you don't see very many guns around. A glass case holds 5 or 6 handguns and a pair of rifles are on the wall. The man behind the counter stands about 6' tall and you have to admit he is quite handsome. A strong jaw, rather short but well kept black hair on his head, and a little goatee. He is dressed in a pair of carpenter pants and a red, black and white flannel shirt, with a simple dark blue t shirt underneath. On his hip is a very large semi-auto pistol that when you look at it for more than a couple of seconds your computer informs you that it is a .50AE gun made in Israel, very powerful. As you step up to the counter he smiles and asks, “What can I do for you miss?”

Pulling out the two pistols and very obviously unloading them, you set them on the counter, then pull out all of the ammo and magazines you have for them. “I am looking to trade for something better than all of this. So I guess a good place to start is what can I get for these?”

He picks up both guns and inspects them closely, the way he is looking at them you are positive his sight is magnified, before saying anything. “To be honest what you have here isn't really all that impressive. I mean the .44 is nice, but the auto is basically wage **** crap.” Thumbing his chin for a few moments he continues, “I suppose as trade I could offer you $700 for all of it.”

Funny thing, your little pink interface computer actually flashes you a smiley face when he gives the offer, scrolling across your vision the retail prices of the weapons and ammo, as if to let you know it is actually a pretty good deal. You consider trying to bargain for a few seconds before just blurting out, “I'll take it.”

“Sounds good.” He says with a grin. “Now that is out of the way, what are you looking to purchase?” Your look on your face must tell him something as he then adds, “In general, I can happily point out what guns are best for what you want them to do.”

“Cool, um, I want a rifle that is small that I can sling under a coat, if that is possible. I also want a semi-auto pistol that is really powerful but not so big that it gives that fact away, if it was kinda cute that would be good I guess. I have a cyber right arm so I can handle pretty much any recoil. Plus I want a good back up pistol too.” Tapping your heel thinking you finally add, “Umm I guess that's it.”

He smiles, “That's all. Well sure I have a lot of things that would fit the bill. I'll be right back.” He walks into the back room for several minutes, which you spend looking around at the few guns he hand on display. “Here we go I brought out the three rifles I figured would work best, plus a pair of nice cute big pistols, and a half dozen backup guns. Take a look.”

Your computer tells you the specs of all of the guns, which you have to admit doesn't seem all that important any more. 'Strange.' You think, not sure exactly why you should care. Still you want the guns, so you pick out your rifle first as the right gun seems obvious at a glance. It is covered in a pink and black camo pattern. The rifle is a piston driven ar style rifle with a wire frame folding stock chambered in 300 blackout with a 10” barrel ending in a small fat silencer. The little pistol is also an automatic choice, he has a cute little chrome plated compact 10mm with pearl grips that holds 6 rounds. Last you look over the sidearms and decide they are all pretty unimpressive and instead buy two more little guns that you can hide. A pink handled little black five shot .357 magnum revolver, and a two shot derringer that is shining silver with sort of glossy black grips that he says can swap barrels and accept any caliber of bullet so you go ahead and buy barrels for .357, 10mm and even 300 blackout so it can back up any of the other guns, assuming you bring all three barrels, which might be silly but you think it is cool.

You get back holsters for the 10mm and the revolver and tuck them in the back hem of your skirt which hide nicely under your shirt and coat. The derringer you load with 10mm and tuck it and the other barrels, which you quickly realize you can keep loaded as well, in your purse. Last you sling the rifle and sure enough if you are careful you should be able to sort of hide it under your coat. Not if anyone is looking for it, sure, but from a glance it hides pretty well. He sells you 100 rounds for each pistol, and 300 for the rifle. You also buy 5 magazines for each semi-auto and 3 speed loaders for the revolver. The last thing is a nice gun bag to carry everything. All total you drop $3700 after your trade.