Downtown - in what *seems* like the real world

You come to your feet in a reasonably familiar location: the downtown core of the city nearest to your house.

The red dots highlighted on your map are all places you recognize, mostly stores you've visited in the past. You look around in confusion, disoriented that you've gone from your room to a location several miles away in the blink of an eye.

sarah: Haha, you look pretty stupid with your mouth hanging open like that. People are giving you funny looks.

You snap your mouth closed, glaring upwards in what you hope is the direction Sarah is watching you from. Instead of a reply, you notice a book icon on your HUD start flashing.

When you think about clicking it, a pop-up window opens, blocking most of your vision. The window is clearly labeled 'Quest Log', and there's only one entry.

The 'quest' is titled simply "Find a Place to Jack Off", and next to it is a countdown timer, currently reading 9:54 and ticking downwards with each second.

The quest description, clearly written by Sarah, reads:

"Being the horny masturbator that you are, your first objective is to find a place to rub your little guy in peace!

Success: some time doing your favorite activity!

Failure: some time doing your favorite activity in public!"

You just stare for a moment before realizing the countdown is still going. And based on how Sarah made you stroke yourself earlier, you have no doubt that the 'failure' will result in you whipping out your dick in public...