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I woke up just before six in the morning. I dressed and stopped time. I went back next door and in through the open window. I went up to Lily's room. Lily and Cora were both still asleep. Lily had knocked the bowl of water over onto the floor. Cora was in a fetal position facing Lily's back. Lily was also still in a fetal position. I lifted Cora's arm and put her hand over Lily's head. I laughed at how silly Lily looked without eyebrows. I went into Lily's closet and cracked the door enough to see the bed and restarted time.

Cora's hand came down hard on Lily's head.

Lily groaned and reached up and felt her mom's hand. "What...." she said groggily. She turned and saw her mom who was stirring now. "Mom? What are you doing here?"

Cora opened her eyes and looked around. "I...what am I doing here?"

Lily sat up and yawned. She then threw off the sheets and looked at her wet crotch. "What the fuck?"

"Language, young lady," said Cora as she sat up and looked around.

Lily swung her legs off the bed and stood up. She then sat back down as she felt the wet carpet under her feet. She looked at the bowl, the shaving cream, and the razor. "What happened last night?" She got up, being careful not to step on the wet spot on the carpet. She staggered out of the room and down the hall.

Cora sat up and rubbed her eyes. She looked around, confused.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" came a scream from down the hall.

A moment later Lily stormed in, throwing the door open so hard the handle went into the dry wall. "What the fuck did you do to me!"

Cora looked up and saw Lily for the first time that morning and saw she had no eyebrows. "What did you do?"

"What did I do?" screamed Lily. "What did you do to me! You fucking shaved off my eyebrows and made me piss myself! What are you a drunken frat boy?!"

Cora just stared with her mouth open. She did not know what to think. "I...I don't remember..."

"So you got drunk and fucking decided to humiliated me?!" screamed Lily.

Cora got up and walked towards her daughter. "Lily, I...I...I'm so sorry!"

"Save it!" said Lily. She turned and stormed off down the hall leaving her stunned and confused mom standing by the bed.

I stopped time and laughed my ass off.