"Do you always doze off with a huge boner?"

I notice his comforter bunching up in a very specific spot. "Do you always doze off with a huge boner?" I ask.

"What?! I mean, I don't know what you're..."

I give him a look that says I see through your bullshit.

"Eh, fuck it." He throws off the comforters, revealing the body of a swimmer, or a porn star. "We were going to see each other naked anyway. Might as well be sooner rather than later, right?"

He gets up and walks toward me, sporting a solid six-inch semi and a pair of low-hanging balls. I could easily see why he wouldn't be ashamed with meeting his roommate in the nude. He throws out his right hand and says, "Finn."

I take his hand and shake it. "Mark, but you already knew that. Nice to meet you."

"Likewise." I can't help but look down again at his massive dick. It was around the thickness of a paper towel roll, completely smooth except for a few brown hairs near the base. Most guys would kill to be packing like that, including me.

Finn clears his throat and I realize that I've been staring. I look back up at his face. He's wearing a knowing, confident smile. In a low, playful tone, he asks, "Like what you see, Mark?"