It's alive!

A blue hand reaches from the bubbling vat of green liquid clutching into the air, a blue human looking face breaks the surface and takes its first lungful of air in its new life. A roar from its lungs signifies the birth of a being that would shake the very foundations of the game world that created it. This being opens its eyes like a new born, the light is painfully blinding at first but this particular new born paradoxically seems ancient and its eyes quickly adjust. It sees chaos.

There are fires scattered around what seems to be a laboratory of some sort. Cauldrons are superheated and make a thick soup of body parts. Urns and jars explode due to the heat which sends shards of glass and clay through the air. Mysterious machines dotted around are aflame, one explodes causing bolts of lightning to strike the walls as the electricity seeks to earth itself. There are screams of pain and horror from rows of glass coffinlike containers standing upright. A scrawny scraggly dressed man is lying in a broken heap on the level just above you. What looks to you like an angel in this disaster throws down a rope to you. You clutch it and with an impressive strength you pull yourself from the liquid and climb the rope out of the vat.

As you reach the level above you the angel reaches down to you and helps you up. The angel is a gorgeous athletically built brunette wearing robes and an amulet stand before you, you are about to complement her beauty in this burning hellhole when she suddenly holds a dagger to your throat.

"Where's Skeletor? Where's my master!" she screams at you "If you don't tell me I'll cut you from ear to ear."
You think, neurons fire across your brain, whatever had been the method you had used before to think had been replaced by a fully functioning flesh and blood brain, but it was new and memory could be a notoriously fickle thing.
"I am not sure" you reply.
The woman snarls at you calling you "Useless", she moves to slit your throat but her hand won't budge. She looks confused and tries again but she can't seem to do it. She steps back and tries to stab your heart with her dagger but she stops her blow a millimetre from her target. She looks at her hand and then at you and then back at her hand, a brass machine explodes nearby causing debris to fly in your direction. The woman trips you onto the ground and throws her body on top of you to protect you from the blast.

It's at this point as the fire rages around that you both become aware of two things, firstly that this room is incredibly dangerous and if stay you'd shortly die from fire or explosions. Secondly, you were stark bollock naked, your body was reacting to having a woman on top of you and your impressive erection was pressing into her.

She looks down at you "Skeletor?"