it end well?

Akari: Let me down! You bitch, put me down!

Sylnohir: How do I hit her?

Luli: Akari, grab hold of something!

Given how easily they'd defeated the younger harpies, the party was convinced they had the upper hand. Then the older harpy drank an invisibility potion...

The invisible harpy fell from above, grabbing Akari from behind with her birdlike claws. The claws tightened, penetrating the padding Akari had put inside her pants to make her ass look firmer than...

Akari: Hey! Don't make up bullshit! I don't stuff my clothes... not that much at least.

cough cough... I grab her by the butt and drag her into the air, much to Luli and Sylnohir's bewilderment.

Akari looked around, flailing around for anything, trying to ignore the old woman's rather expert grip.

The old woman, flying toward the ravine, passed by a flagpole right next to the precipice. Akari grabbed it with all her strength.

Harpy: Let go, you idiot! You have no escape!

The harpy began to pull Akari away, giving her repeated tugs.

It's Akari... she moaned as her ass was being forcefully pulled.

Sylnohir: Wow... Luli, do you think the old woman would be willing to do that for me too? She seems interested.

Luli: Sylnohir! Focus! And with some rope and a lap dance pole, we can do it ourselves.

Akari: Will you help me, dammit!

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Meanwhile, Angela was trying to find a way out wearing clothes... okay, maybe calling a very thin, barbarian-style bikini armor wasn't exactly clothing, but apparently the harpies had only kept the most erotic outfits in the fort and thrown away the normal ones. Angela didn't mind, she felt sexy, even though she would have preferred her armor to be absolutely tight and shaped to her curves... and above all, not to be stared at by a man.

Male Harpy: You know, I think it suits you.

Angela: I'm a lesbian.

Male Harpy: I have no idea what that means.

Angela: It means I only like women. And absolutely not men.

Male Harpy: Wait, what? Really? And how do you guys manage to get eggs? Do you fertilize each other? Without the... I'd love to see that.

Angela: You're really out of this world. We don't have sex just to have babies, but also for fun.

Male Harpy: For me, sex isn't that much fun. It used to be, but let's just say that if you always eat the same food, you end up getting bored, you know?

Angela: Are you saying you're tired of your lovers?

Male Harpy: "Lovers" is a strong word, they just want my seed to repopulate the clan, over and over again. This is probably the longest conversation I've had in weeks, not to mention one of the most intelligent.

Angela was undecided whether to hit him or not; half of what he said was terribly sexist, while the other half made her feel sorry for him.

It certainly didn't matter that every time she thought about it, she remembered her teacher's voice saying, "I remembered that if you commit a crime, you'll lose your powers," which was now happening a little too often, like every two minutes.

Male Harpy: So, do you know of a place where someone like me can find work? My only experience is having sex, after all.

Angela: My mother runs a high-class brothel. I can leave you some... no, she'd think... aaaah! My sister will give you a letter of introduction.

Male Harpy: Brothel? I don't know what that is, but I hope I can be helpful.

Angela: Oh my god, finally the exit!

Angela walked through the door at the base of the tower, finding her sister hanging from a pole and the two squads having a tactical discussion.

Angela: What the fuck?

Angela grabbed the first stone I found and threw it at the invisible harpy.

Three dice...

There was a thud, and Akary, no longer gripped by the ass, began to slide down the pole, reaching the ground.

Luli: ...nice shot, how did you know there was a harpy there?

Sylnohir: Nice outfit, it's a little big on you, you should flex a little more.

Akari: Sister, we came to save you.

Angela: ...good job, little sister.

Akari: Thank you.

Luli: Let's get the slime girl and leave before more harpies arrive.

Angela:... I took care of them first, they're quite friendly and curious.

Male Harpy: Oh yes, my little ones, so curious and sweet. I hope to leave before they wake up. My tormentor wives have convinced them that they'll have to be my wives too. So far I've kept them at bay with a thousand excuses and distractions. At least until they all band together.

The harpy looks like she's shaking.

Angela: Aky, do you have a flyer for Mom's brothel?

Akari: Yes? Mom gave me a bunch before she left.

Angela: Perfect, give her one, she's looking for work in the industry.

Akari: Oh sure, be careful, my mom hires talented people.

The harpy grabbed the flyer and tucked it into her clothes.

Male Harpy: Thank you, ladies, for both the freedom and the opportunity. I will forever be grateful.

Sylnohir: I'll take it as an offer for a free ride when we meet.

The harpy took flight for the first time, heading toward the horizon.

A flock of harpies emerged from various nearby houses.

Harpies: Husband of the flock! Husband of the flock is gone! Let's follow husband!

Dozens of harpies began following him as he sped up in an attempt to lose them.

Akari: ...we helped him escape from his family, is that a good thing? I mean, he didn't have any daughters or responsibilities?

Angela: It's definitely a good thing, now all those harpies are single and free to find love in the arms of other women.

Luli: I don't think it works that way.

Sylnohir: I don't know, I like the ending. Shall we go to town to get the reward? After all, thanks to us, the flock just packed up and the merchants won't get robbed anymore.

Angela: Oh right, that was the mission.

Then they all burst out laughing and set off for the next adventure.