The Naked Cucumber

An older woman stopped her shopping cart and stared at the two naked young women lying between the supermarket shelves.

“Oh my God! What on earth are you two doing there?”

Before either girl could answer, the woman's grandson appeared beside her, holding up his smartphone and snapping pictures.

“Put that phone away!” she barked.

One of the girls looked up and smiled.

“Don't worry. We don't mind.”

The grandmother looked horrified.

“We’re just trying to find the right size.”

“THE RIGHT SIZE?”

Her friend pointed to the shelf above them.

“Yes, exactly. That’s why we’re checking the fit right now.”

The old lady stared at them for a moment.

Then she shook her head.

“The youth of today! When I was your age, we did things like that in the privacy of our own homes!”

One of the girls shrugged.

“You’re lucky. Our landlord would charge extra for that. With rents these days, we can’t afford it anymore.”