Chloe comes to somebody's rescue

Chloe opened her mouth.

Swallowed.

Tried again.

“Heather, do you... do you want to go in and wash your hands?”

Kurt choked on his burger. Heather's face turned brick red.

“I mean, I love my little sister, but I'd never put my...”

Heather started shaking, and Kurt was laughing too hard to breathe. THE BEST! Oh God, this was so, so worth it to see the little bitch put in her–

“Stop it!” Chloe snapped. Now they had everyone's attention. “Do you have any idea how many bacteria there are in your mouth?”

Kurt looked at her, dumbstruck. “Uh.”

“What kind of creep are you, going around and, and licking girls with food in your mouth?! Have some respect for yourself since you don't have any for us!!”

Chloe offered her hand across the table.

There was only one way out of this scene. Heather extracted herself as cleanly as she could and pulled herself up from the bench. All eyes were on Kurt as they walked away.

Except for Ashley's.

Game over, she mouthed.

Heather sneered. Keep dreaming.