David's audit reeks

Inktober Day 8: Stinky

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There is a sound of heels clacking over the quiet of Kristi's hoarse breathing. Her eyes widen looking past you. "Auditor Johanna!"

You turn around, swinging your dick about. Behind you is a tall woman wearing white thigh-high boots, a black leather miniskirt, and a black turtleneck. She's got black-rimmed glasses. Her dyed white hair is in a tight bun. She's holding a leather folio. "Yes, Kristi. I see you've been interfering with my audit and fraternizing with the subject. This will go in my report."

Kristi's saliva drips from your dick. "Who the fuck is this bitch?" you ask.

Johanna pushes her glasses to the tip of her nose and peers at you. "That's on a need to know basis, David, and you don't need to know. You are assigned to the Blowjob Universe and that is all that you need to know. I'm familiar with your case file. You didn't need to facefuck the redheaded Abbi from the Huge Naturals Universe, or the blonde Cindi from the Wet Pussy Universe, or Kristi's misguided cousin Kirsti from the Fake Tits Universe. You didn't need to invade your ex-girlfriend's Eating Pussy Universe and facefuck her. You certainly don't need to solicit a titfuck from Princess fucking Fiona from the fucking Shrek Universe as you flagrantly did today. Do you know why?"

You're flabbergasted. "I don't know a damn thing, you fucking cunt."

Johanna agrees. "You don't know a damn thing, but you need to learn the iron law of this and every universe. Stay the fuck where we put you. Stay within the well defined boundaries of your so-called Blowjob Universe" She snaps her fingers and freezes you, then turns to Kristi. "I'm very disappointed in you, Kristi. David going rogue I can understand, but I expect an employee like you to be loyal to the organization. I think some discipline is in order. Shall I demote you for a 1000 day transfer to the Stinky Taint Universe?"

Kristi starts crying and not in the hot way sluts cry when you tickle their uvula with your dick. You take a step towards Johanna. She points at you and snaps her fingers, and then you're transported back to your house. There is only one thing to do. You put your hands on your hips and you bellow "ABLE MASTER!"