The Next Morning

The next morning, you notice how sore Cristal is. She moves around the house very carefully so as not to jostle her healing privates. She is very careful about keeping her pierced clit hood clean.

You feel bad for her, so you go to the small waterproof safe hidden under bricks in the floor of your basement where you’ve hidden the Rulebook.

You write a new rule.

New rule: Clitoral hood piercings and Prince Alberts will be fully healed after a full eight hours of sleep. People with these piercings will find that they feel wonderful and right. They will look forward to being led on a leash by the man that they love.

You lift your pencil and lock the Rulebook away.

You hear Cristal dancing to the Beatles on the floor above you.

You smile and rejoin your newly pierced fiancé.