Wake up!

A man went to a stage hypnosis show.

The magician called him on stage and explained:

“Under hypnosis, whenever you open your eyes, you will be able to see every woman as if she were completely naked.”

The man agreed, and the magician put him under. A few moments later, he snapped his fingers.

“Wake up!”

The man opened his eyes.

Standing beside him were the magician’s two beautiful assistants.

And they were completely naked.

The man immediately looked straight ahead.

My God, he thought. They aren't wearing a thing.

He desperately tried not to look at either of them.

The magician smiled.

“Well? Does the hypnosis work?”

The man nodded nervously.

“Absolutely.”

“Then why are you so nervous?”

The man swallowed.

“Because I’m afraid it might wear off.”