Go see his girlfriend

Josh left the bar and called his girlfriend Jess “Hi I need to talk to you right away can i come to your house?”

She was clearly confused “uhh sure I’ll see you there”

Josh quickly got there and she answered the door. Josh accidentally looked at her face as she looked disgusted “I know you’re my boyfriend but my panties are down here”

He looked down to see she is wearing no pants and has purple panties on. Her shirt shows no cleavage so that’s probably the reason for lack of pants.

“Oh can I come in?” Josh said debating on if he should tell his girlfriend about how reality changed or not.

“So what was so important that you had to stop by this late?” She said walking to her room while Josh followed.

“Well first I have a question, what determines if a guy looks at a girls panties or cleavage?”

Josh wasn’t looking at her face but she clearly was confused “are you stupid it depends on what we’re wearing. If a girl has on a shirt that covers her chest she has to wear her pants down to her knees. But a perv like you who looks at my face when we aren’t having sex is horrible”

Josh looked at the device as it now said

Old rule: girls wear clothing at home when they have company

Old rule: girls speak through their mouth to communicate