Alison from Australia

Tim sighed and ran a hand through his unruly brown hair. "I guess I’m just a bit confused right now. There’s this girl in my class, Alison. She’s really cool, Dad. An exchange student from Australia; she's staying with Tina since the two of them have known each other online for a while. Blonde hair, blue eyes, loves heavy metal music. Everyone at school thinks she’s great. Let me show you a picture of her!"

"Aha! And do you think she's great too?" Walter already suspected where this was heading.

"I... I really like her, Dad. I think about her all the time. The way she carries herself—so confident and fearless. And she’s part of that really cool clique. But..."

"But what?" Walter asked.

"Well... Dad," Tim hesitated awkwardly.