My Sister's Friend

I woke up early to the morning light flooding the house. I walked to the kitchen, where to my surprise I saw Kat, my sister's college roommate totally nude. "Eee! I can explain!" she said with a nervous smile.

"Go on," I said.

"I uh sleep in the nude, and I was drowsy and forgot where I was when I got up to use the bathroom."

"Too bad I don't have my phone on me."

"You'd love a photo, wouldn't you, you perve!"

"Um, you're the one nude, and I guess you don't know this house has security cams everywhere."

Her smile faded, and the blood drained from her face.