No, really, help me out here bro.

"Do my hips look fat in this skirt?"

"Does this top look cute on me?"

"Is this top too slutty for college?"

"Do you think this thing's my color?"

Hana kept videocalling me and pestering me with questions like that every single day since (s)he got Scond Puberty, always dressed somehow both slutty and adorable. It's like she's trying to seduce me, but that can't be true. First of all, she's way out of my league, secondly that's my bro. I can't bone my bro, no matter how hard his hot body makes me after he got Second Puberty.