Go Bigfoot Hunting with Angie

(original author Snoogins)

Sara doesn't like the look in Miss Stack's eyes, and quite frankly, when there are monsters roaming the countryside, she'd rather stick with the chick with the gun.

"Miss Stack, I think I'm going to go with the Deputy. I'm uh...really worried about Raven."

The deputy nods her head. "That'a girl. Okay, lets go find your friend."

With that, naked Sara the attractive Sheriff's Deputy make their way out of the camp and into the deep, dark woods. Though the bright full moon had kept the camp fairly illuminated, the forest is thick, and pretty soon, Angie has to break out her flashlight just to be able to see where she's going. As the Deputy scans the forest, Sara lags behind looking around nervously. Away from the camp, old habits start to creep back under her skin and she begins to unconsciously cover herself up with her hands. As vulnerable as she had felt yesterday with all of those young eye's taking in every inch of her body, this was a thousand times worse. She was surrounded by darkness, and the strange incessant sounds of the woods. She imagined red eyes and hairy limbs hiding behind every tree and bush, and there was nothing between the beast and HER bush but her left hand. It was about that time that she started to think she'd be better off with Miss Stack. She kept telling herself she was imagining things, but it did little good. She KNEW there really were monsters out there! And at least one pair of red eyes watching her wasn't just her imagination.

Just when Sara was about ready to turn back, Angie broke the silence with a question. "So, you tell me the whole story back there? Seriously, any details could be useful."

Sara thought for a moment before replying "I pretty much think I told you everything... I was sleeping, the creature climbed on top of me, I screamed, he growled at me and then Raven woke up and he picked her instead of me. Anything else is just gory detail."

"Try me." The Deputy replied. Getting kind of annoyed, Sara shot back, "You want details? What, do you want his measurement's or something? How about his phone number? Or the color of the spunk he left on my..." Sara never got to finish her sentence. A hideous reptilian snarl erupted from the bush behind her. Sara barely had the time to spin and see the gruesome combination of red eyes, teeth and claws lunging for her face before Angie put a bullet in the creature's skull. Sara stood there in a state of shock for a few moments, staring down at the 3 foot green bi-pedal reptile with the smoking hole in it's head before she blurted out... "What... what the fuck was that!?" "El Chupacabra." Angie replied. "They're all over Mexico. Started migrating up north into Texas a couple of years back. Why do you think the government's so up in arms about boarder security these days? You really think we're that afraid of Mexicans?" Sara shook her head mutely. "Y-you're really used to this kinda thing aren't you?" Angie couldn't help but smile. "There are more things in heaven and Earth, Sara, than are dreampt of in your philosophy. And, as it so happens, most of those things are in Texas. Take Bigfoot for example. We get sightings of him all the time around here. Normally they're pretty good at keeping out of the way. They're big, but they're also fast and agile, and they don't leave trails, no matter how many 'bigfoot' tracks you've seen on TV. I guess parading all of that naked flesh around in front of his face seems to have changed his priorities. No offense."

Sara nods and accepts her apology, but she can't take her eyes off the dead creature at her feet. "None taken. Believe it or not, this whole thing wasn't exactly my idea. Sorry about the big outburst a minute ago... I can't believe I even said Bigfoot spunk out loud...." Angie stops in her tracks. "Bigfoot Spunk? You mean he actually marked you?" Angie actually looked worried, which made Sara doubly afraid. "Yeah, If by marked, you mean he blew a load all over my back..." Angie pulled out her gun started moving in a circle, scanning the surroundings with careful scrutiny. "Stay close to me." She said, "Skunk ape's have an incredible sense of smell. Walking around the woods with a skunk mark is like walking around with a neon sign over your ass..."

It was all Sara could do not to completely freak the fuck out and run screaming back to her parent's house, hundreds of miles and naked ass be damned! As Angie scanned the woods, Sara's eyes were darting from side to side, wondering from what angle her beastly attackers might come. Her hands quickly moved from body part to body part, covering her breasts, her pussy and her ass. It was all an exercise in futility anyway, but she was too frightened to care.

Suddenly, Angie stops as if she heard something. A slight rustling in of the leaves, but she's not certain from what direction the sound came. Freezing up to consider her next move was the worst mistake she could have possibly made however, for with lightning speed and fearful agility, two small skunk apes, Bigfoot's son's, descended from the trees, falling on Angie's right and left sides. The dark haired ape quickly seizes both of her wrists in his one gigantic hand, the other one sinks his hands right into the back of her pants, past the waistband of her panties so that his hairy fingers were pressed against the deputy's firm ass cheeks. By simply lifting his arm, the lighter haired ape lifted Angie off the ground, while the darker one simply squeezed, causing Angie to yelp in pain and drop the gun onto the dirt.

Sara fell to the ground, her legs spread out in front of her, paralyzed once again with shock. She simply could not believe the scene unfolding before her, framed in her view by her own naked knees. In mere moments however, her fight or flight reflex will kick in and override her paralysis. But what will she do?