Televised Curses!

Welcome back to ENF-QT, home of the world's loveliest, most dedicated, most cursed news crew!

Most people would agree that watching the daily news can be a little... Depressing. There always seems to be something unfortunate in the headlines. Something that our host, Simone, is all too aware of.

It could be as trivial as a traffic jam, or as dire as a tragedy--

If news anchor Simone reports anything even slightly negative, she feels a strong compulsion to take off a piece of her clothing. Not only that, she has to flaunt whatever she's just exposed for the camera! As if showcasing her most private areas will make up for today's headlines!

Is it too much to ask for a little good news?

Now onto weather-- Rain or shine, you can expect Lian to be out in the field with her forecast! She's usually pretty accurate, though...

The weather always seems to... Intensify during Lian's segments. A drizzle will become a downpour, mild winds will become intense gales... All intense enough to gradually strip the poor reporter on live TV! And as soon as she's finished, everything's moderately comfortable again.

Lastly, there's our lovely field reporter, Carrie! Fresh off her internship, Carrie is tasked with interviewing everyday people! Be it at protests, events or simply on the street, she asks the hard-hitting questions.

What's weird is... Someone on camera, whether being interviewed or in the background, will get the sudden idea to start casually undressing Carrie, right then and there.

What's weirder is... Carrie never seems to notice! She'll carry on with her interview, asking questions, making banter. Completely oblivious to the fact that her clothes are being taken right off her body!

Though, everyone around her certainly seems to notice.