Answering prayers... And summons.

I want to get laid. I also want to fuck people that want it.

I teleport to the roof of a building and then focus. In many depictions of God, he is answering prayers. In depictions of demons, they respond to being called forth by cultists or something or other.

I ask my omniscience: Does God exist? Will he interfere if I respond to prayers?

God exists. You do not have the power to interfere with his will. He will not respond.

Even though I have basically infinite power?

There are infinities above yours.

Scary to think about but at least I know I won't be interfered with.

I speak out: "Let there be an app on my phone that shows me people praying and attempting to summon. Let it show who is summoning, allow me to filter by if there is women present, and what they want. Let it be called... PraynSlay."

I'll come up with a better app name later. That's all I could think with on short notice.

I check my phone. Sure enough there are prayers and people trying to summon entities all over the world.

I type 'sex' in the searchbar and filter by closest to me. I also filter to make sure the woman or women in question is above 18. Here are the top results:

• A woman in Seattle is praying her family doesn't find out she does OnlyFans.
• A college age student is praying for her moms cancer operation and jokingly offers anything before breaking down crying.
• Some rich older women are trying to do a ritual to make them more beautiful.
• A college-age girl is trying to put a spell on a specific guy who turned her down.