First Fight

The old man spoke without turning his head.

“Kid… Are you gonna help or sleep in the dust?” He said.

“What?! You were sleeping this whole time!” Tom said.

“Yeah! But I’m like a cat! Ears pointy and always listening. Quiet and deadly…” he smiled, “Not like yourself snoring away like a hog…”

What?! Did he just call me a pig?!

“Okay… W-What do I do?” Tom stood up clutching his sword.

“Protect my backdoor… No homo…” he said.

Tom fell over again… So weird!

The headless blue orc leader crouched and then picked up his head. Fastened it on.

“Hmm… I misjudged the strength of toilet guards… We won’t hold back this time…” the orc said, removing a curved hook blade from his back.

This was the first fight!