ROBERT 'PLAYS' WITH DOLLS!

We open on a 34-year-old Robert admiring his Barbie Doll Collection! All have zero damage and are in pristine, immaculate, and perfect condition...twenty-four rare, unique, and valuable ‘mint condition, one of a kind’ Celebrity Dolls…each shows zero evidence of previous use, aging, or damage!

The assortment of singers and actresses was acquired recently by him through a rather unorthodox and unexpected method…which I will now try to explain, IF I CAN? The whole thing started about three weeks ago when he received a letter and package with no return address, the package had twenty-four empty Barbie boxes (12.75 inches tall, 6.25 inches wide, and 2.5 inches deep), each is designed to hold one 11.5-inch doll.

Opening it Robert was unable to read it because it was in an ancient language…Latin! Using Google Translator on his laptop he converts the Latin to English.