The Maid Notices You

“Come here, woman.”

The maid suddenly approaches you, bells around her belt jingling, and gives an apathetic look. Gripping your chin, she takes a long look at you while nodding to herself. Before you can say anything, she steps back and offers a small bow.

“Yes, yes...” she continues, tilting her head slightly. “You have very symmetrical features... and nice earlobes too. Very productive physical features all around, with that body of yours, producing offspring should be a walk in the park.”

She pulls back suddenly and smiles. “My name is Pękobór. But Pęko will do just fine. What do you say to working as a maid in my master's manor?”