They aren’t done bargaining.

A few other things. I promise I will never bring another person back to this room in exchange for… a blowjob? A blowjob once per day.”

“Once per month.” She says not phased at all from what was just said.

“Once every 3 days?”

“Once every 2 weeks.”

“Once every week?”

“I can live with that.”

I step back looking blatantly bewildered. I had one girlfriend before college. I’ve had a total of 5 blowjobs in my life. I just made a deal that will consistently give me a blowjob once a week for at least a year.

“Alright, it’s time for me to go to class. I can’t believe I never asked this, what’s your name?”

“Josh Walters.”

“Nice to meet you, Josh.” Debbie put on her clothes and heads out the door.