The Last Junk Food, and a Boatride of Love

(Author's Note: Please note that 4og wrote a lot of the fitness section of this chapter, along with helping to draft other sections, and thanks should go to them for their integral help in facilitating this crossover.)

Before they left the spa, Cammy talked to Scarlet about a place to get fitness advice. She gave them both an amused look, but to Felix's relief, it wasn't from it being a dumb question. Rather, it was because it had an obvious answer in The Wulf's Den. It would be an easy to find gym because it stuck out from the surroundings, and Josie was an excellent trainer who'd know what she was talking about.

"Lets go find lunch," Cammy said. "The place nearby just looks like Starbucks, and I think for the last bit of junk food you'll get to have for awhile, you deserve better than chips with coffee."

After a brief bit of searching, Felix and Cammy found a sandwich shop called the Bread Wall. It was a sandwich shop with surprisingly modern styling for the world they were in, although incongruities in architecture were something he was learning to accept in this place. The offered food drew his attention, as it was the type he thought would be out of bounds for this world, and he suspected the kind of sandwich he wanted would be outside of any recommended diet. Upon entering, they both found a surprisingly normal looking sandwich shop, albeit one operated by a man who was half tiger, and had enough muscle mass to bend steel beams. Outside of that though, it was what he expected: A sandwich shop with plentiful options.

Felix got a meatball sub, figuring he was unlikely to get have this much meat, cheese, and sauce again for awhile. The meat tasted a little weird, but it was definitely high quality, and everything else, from the cheese to the sauce and bread, was excellent. The bread especially made him think the tiger man's muscles had come from bread kneading, and otherwise, the name Bread Wall had been well justified. Cammy meanwhile got a BLT that she had a similarly very strong reaction to, shocked such a simple sandwich could be so good.

Next up was dessert, but Cammy stopped him. "Don't worry about that, I've got ideas for that kind of thing later. Besides, we should let lunch digest a bit given the activities I have in mind for later. Now, lets go figure out how we can keep you in shape..."

The gym was easy enough to find, just as Scarlet said. The Wulf’s Den. A monument of glass and metal to hot bods and athleticism. They arrive in a lull, according to the gym’s schedule posted at the receptionist’s desk. A group class got out maybe 20 minutes ago and the next set of classes wasn't until the evening, for the after work gym crowd.

The receptionist was striking. She was some kind of tiger girl, her striped fur glowing in neon green. Her tongue was lolled out of her mouth, drooling over both of them. She arced her back, thrusting her three pairs of breasts, barely clad in a complicated sports bra, forward.

“Well, hello, you sexy little morsels. I’m Gloaria. You two want to have some fun in the back? I can yell at the boss lady to cover the front. You haven’t lived, girl, until you’ve had a lazzorkat lick your G-spot with her tongue. And I wouldn’t turn down a roll in the hay with you, handsome.”

“Gloaria, go clean the locker rooms!” A furious looking wolf-girl, bathed in a blood red aura, stomped towards the counter. The lazzorkat scampered deeper into the gym, giving the boss a wide berth. The wolf-girl sighed, the aura faded. “Sorry, the girl has had too much human interaction today. Josie. Where are you two from?”

“Harem Hotel: Bunkered Together.”

This Josie looked irritated at that, and sighed. “And I have had too much Hotel bullshit the last 24 hours. Just a sec.” She pulled out a phone and, from the half of the conversation they could hear, the gym girl is not happy. She sighed again as she returns, “Sorry. I try to avoid as much of the Hotel shit as I can and didn’t hear about your arrival. You here for a workout or something else, champ?”

“Actually,” Cammy spoke up, “we were wanting your expertise. Felix’s perfectly crafted body was the result of a transformation. We are worried that he will need to take care of his body after the show. He is currently on a workout schedule designed by our Host more for eye candy than for health and is eating haphazardly. What would you recommend?”

“Also, I could use some more stamina," Felix continued. "Some of my harem girls are... hard to satiate.”

Cammy gave her boyfriend a sympathetic look. It was weird to imagine a guy complaining about too much sex... until one remembered that Felix had at least four members of his harem that could be fairly described as nymphomaniacs, or hypersexual if one wanted to use the more up to date term. Heck, Castelilise had a sex drive that made that word sound like an underestimation. It was in a lot of ways a dream come true, but it meant that he had to spend extra time taking care of his harem.

“Come to my office," Josie said while guiding them there. "We can talk. And find you a blanket to cover up. I had enough time with a naked Master before we fixed ours. Let’s go.”

The gym was set up differently than the one in the bunker. Heavy punching bags were arranged in a grid on a series of mats embedded into the floor. Free weights lined a wall, along with weighted balls of various sizes. Past the locker rooms were the weight machines and barbell set-ups. The office was comfortable, with massage chairs for guests as well as hers. Cammy and Felix described the demon’s exercise regiment first. The wolf-girl shook her head as they go about it.

“Okay, that is bad design. I get that the Hotel will keep you from hurting yourself, but a schedule like that will result in injuries, especially if you plan on having a real job instead of being a professional athlete. Funny enough, you’re problem is pretty common for guys: too much weights, not enough cardio, definitely not enough rest days. Weights either 3 or 5 times a week. Three days a week will mean a little longer sessions, Five days a week mean probably about maybe an hour total of exercise per session. Three day session means: arm day, core day, leg day. You focus on exercises that focus on those body parts. So, arm day would include things like bicep curls, tricep extensions, chest presses, shoulder presses. Core day would be things like lat pulls, crunches and/or sit-ups with weight, hip bridges, leg lifts with weight. Leg day would be things like the adductor/abductor machine, squats with weight, hinge exercises with weight, leg presses, leg extensions, leg curls. For the five day schedule, you divide arm day into push and pull days and then divide leg day into squat and hinge days. You need to give your muscles rest between sessions. So, you would schedule something like push, squat, core, pull, hinge.”

After a breath, Josie continued, “Swimming is fine, as far as a cardio session goes, but it is a bit more of a resistance workout than you’d think. You should shoot for three or so cardio sessions a week, about an hour long each time. Pick something you find fun and gets your heart rate up. My choices are kickboxing and sex. I would also recommend you do your cardio BEFORE your resistance training. Muscles need to be warmed up before you start to stress them. Okay, that’s about 20% of the job. The other 80% is why my bunny-girlfriend is still a little pudgy after a century: nutrition. Talk to me about how you’re eating.”

Felix talked about his diet, but didn't get very far. The gym-girl wheezed, “Ooooh, boy, you’ll lose that six-pack in 6 months eating like that. Too many carbs, too much fat, not enough protein. Too much processed crap. I will send you with a recipe guide, but the you need to up the protein content. A lot. Basic plan is 5 doses of protein a day. Breakfast is a protein serving, a carb, and a veggie. Yes, veggies need to be part of breakfast. Mid-morning protein shake. Lunch is a protein serving, a carb, and a veggie. Mid-afternoon protein shake. Dinner is a protein serving, a fat, and a veggie. Protein serving is likely going to be 40 or so grams for the meals and about 25 grams in the shake. Carb for breakfast can be either fresh fruit, a complex whole grain starch, or a nutrient dense starchy veggie like carrots. Yes, carrots could as a carb, not a veggie. Beans and nuts count as carbs, not protein. Lunch carb is the same, except no fruit. Veggies need to be nutrient dense. So spinach or broccoli is fine; celery is not. Fat is basically cook your veggie in either a bit of butter or a non-seed oil. Seriously, one of the best things about this crazy world is the they never invented canola oil. Finally, weigh everything, ideally before you cook it, to make sure you don’t overdo it on the carbs. There are some supplements that will help with recovery and energy; you may need them to maintain what you got there. Interested?”

“More energy sounds good,” Felix mumbled. He looked a bit worried about the math.

Josie smiled, “Well, I own a supplement company, too. Design the blends myself. This girl is an alchemist, not just a pretty face and a sexy bod. Protein shakes are the most necessary supplement for you. Again, you need a lot of protein. Creatine would be next. It helps with more energy and recovery, as it will up your muscles ability to store energy. BCAAs and a little glycogen help with muscle healing; I’d recommend them as part of a post-workout shake. This is extra protein you take in after you finish a workout, especially one with weight lifting. Inflammation, also known as soreness, will happen post-workout, but it gets worse if the muscles don’t have what they need to repair themselves. I’ll send you with these, and have Tyalangan charge your season’s account. We can arrange subscriptions later.”

So, the duo left the gym with several pdf files on a flash drive with meal and weight lifting workout guides, a couple of tubs of protein, with one for snack shakes and another for post-workouts, a container of creatine powder, a few shake bottles, and a promotional T-shirt in Felix’s size that he couldn't wear anytime soon. Cammy starts to read the ingredients list on the protein powder tubs. What’s Vagi-Taste? Then Cammy smiled upon realizing she had an excellent excuse to make Felix eat her out more...

After the visit to the fitness place, they both stepped out onto the street. Felix wondered what Cammy had planned next... until she called someone out of nowhere. "Yeah, we're ready for the next bit? Thanks."

And, suddenly, they were on a boat. The naked shark-toothed woman smiled, winked, then dived into the only slightly choppy waves. The boat had a large overhead canopy of blue and green canvas. The wood beneath them was sturdy, almost silvery in appearance. The stern of the deck was dominated by a large circular bed. Between them and the bed was a table with wine, oysters, and chocolate truffles. The sounds of oars dipping into the water, the waves lightly lapping into the boat, the breeze rustling the fringe of the canopy above was all relatively quiet.

So, of course, someone had to fire off a blast from an air horn.

“Ahoy and welcome to The Siren Serenade, the most dangerous pleasure barge in all of the Mithril Coast. You scallawags are stowaways, correct? Ready to be keelhauled?”

Felix was genuinely scared by that, whereas Cammy just smirked. Seeing that helped calm him down in this strange new place.

“Just pulling your leg. Airika, Admiral of the fleet and your captain for the trip. While we cruise out of port for a bit, enjoy the sights Teeth can scare up for you. No boring whale watching ride with no whales for you.”

The boat started to slowly move away from shore. Suddenly, several squid blast out from beneath the waves, propelled by jets of water, followed by a giggling mermaid, who waves towards the deck as she falls back into the surf. It seems the mermaid is good at scaring wildlife out to make a small spectacle as they get to the middle of the bay. Dolphins, swordfish, even a shark the size of a whale all breach beside the boat far enough out to not be a danger, close enough to be easily spotted with the naked eye.

At first, Cammy and Felix just watched the various sea creatures jumping out of the water from the mermaid, and otherwise enjoyed the sight of the ocean. But, as the ship got into calmer waters, and Airika hinted that it was a calmer leg of the journey, the couple went to enjoy their dessert.

"Just one glass of wine Felix," Cammy said. "You're legally too young for it, and more importantly, you don't have my tolerance. Besides, booze easily ruins sex."

He did a mocking sigh, but Felix made sure to keep himself to one glass of wine. Cammy did the same, while they both tried an oyster. It wasn't his favorite thing, and from what he could tell, wasn't Cammy's either, but unlike on Earth, it had an immediate effect. The kind often advertised, but rarely shown.

"Fuck that's strong," Felix said as he became raging hard from just a single oyster. "Okay, lets try the chocolate truffles before... well..."

"Of course babe," Cammy said while giggling at Felix's **** to just say they were going to fuck. "Lets see how good these truffles are."

It was excellent chocolate in of itself, a suitable last dessert for someone who soon couldn't have any dessert. However, the main effect was an immense increase in lust. It was so powerful that even Felix, who almost always preferred his partner to take the lead, grabbed Cammy and took her to the bed. He could just about control himself enough to not violate her, but needy kisses from her assured him that she was more than willing to indulge in this sex. That she pulled her panties down, and lifted her dressed so he had easy access just sealed the deal.

Initially they fucked like animals, with Felix for once taking the lead on top of Cammy, as he desperately pawed at her, while penetrating. The animal like rut that followed only lasted a minute, but felt like an eternity for the couple who were both **** to cum. That **** minute of pawing, kissing, and fucking was capped off by a massive simultaneous orgasm, with the couple's moans suppressed by each other's mouths.

"Okay... I can think now," Felix said, while rolling off of Cammy. "Did you like it?"

"Fuck yeah," Cammy stripped off her sun dress, hat, and sunglasses to protect them. "I like it when you take the lead, as it's a pretty rare treat from you."

"You're not wrong..." Felix was saddened by that, in part because of how true it was. "Alright, ready for another round."

"Definitely," Cammy said as she showed her naked body to him. "But, I want to do something very different. Move to a seating position with your legs crossed."

While confused by that request, Felix did as requested. Cammy then sat in his lap, and he realized what she wanted to do. A very, very intimate position called the lotus sex position, one that he suspected she refused to do at the bunker because it was too romantic and intimate to be seen by a mass audience. Perhaps not as many could see them here?

What followed was a slow, gentle bit of sex, as Cammy alternated between looking Felix in the eyes, and kissing him. All the while, she rode his dick much more slowly than she had in any other position. It was pleasurable, but it wasn't just the raw physical pleasure of someone using him that Felix had experienced so many times at the bunker. It was the emotional, if not spiritual connection, that he had with his partner for the first time. She was being **** for him in a way he hadn't experienced before, other than in memories that he dared not think about in that moment.

"Stay in this moment," Cammy whispered. "Stay with me. Just me."

The moment was the key, something he understood then in a way he hadn't before. The intimacy of what Cammy was doing to him dragged him out of his head, and into the present. Away from the piles of worries about the future and insecurities he could do nothing about, towards a woman he truly loved in that moment. He felt every inch of her body, let the sound of her breath take over every other sound in the room, and looked at nothing except her. Felix in that moment realized how much he truly loved her, even if she was a creation of his demonic host. The level of care she had for him at times hurt, but his ability to please her physically helped bridge that gap in a way he hadn't been able to with anyone before the hotel. All of this realized in that endless moment of being immersed in his girlfriend's body in a sex position they dared not knowingly show the masses.

They stayed in that position for the rest of the boat ride, gently riding the pleasure of it into multiple orgasms. The ship captain seemed to realize what they were doing, as Airika seemed to take an intentionally slow, gentle way back. Felix and Cammy end the boat ride of the date satisfied, as they arrived back in port ready for dinner...