Communication pad

The little cock and balls waddled slowly across the floor of the lab until it stopped on top of a small metal disc lying on the floor. Jacob's gaze rose, following a wire running from the disc to a speaker on the workbench. As his gaze came to rest on the speaker, it crackled and began to speak in a computer-generated voice.

"Hey there kid."

"Dad?"

"Who else would it be? Don't you recognize your own dear dad?"

Jacob's eyes darted back to the disembodied tackle on the floor. He could swear that its glans was watching him. Jacob shook his head and began looking around the room again. "Okay Dad. Really funny joke. Where are you really?"

"Down here, freezing my balls off. This floor is cold." It shifted its weight back and forth from one testicle to the other.

"If that's really you down there, prove it."

"Okay. Watch this!"

The penis emerged fully from its foreskin and swelled to a full erection, followed quickly by a milky geyser as it ejaculated then fell over.

"Oops," said the speaker, as the penis shrank back and the package struggled to stand upright again. "Lost my footing there. Is footing the right word? Balling? Testing? Nadding? I like nadding. Lost my nadding!"

Jacob leaned down over the disembodied genitals, now glistening with cum. "Dad? Is that really you?"

David Johnson leaned his little glans head up to "look" at his son. "Of course it is! That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time!"

"But why are you a cock and balls?"

"Because it's fucking awesome, that's why!" David tightened his scrotum a little to emphasize the point. "Now that I have your attention I have a favor to ask you."