Orc fight!

They all rolled for initiative. This time, Lauren only rolled an eight. None of the other player did much better.

"Unfortunately, all the orcs go before you." Dennis said. Two attack you're cleric Evan. The largest one attacks your night Mark. An orc archer fires at your wizard Kyle. And Lauren, one runs up to grapple you... roll your strength."

"Remember, it's minus four." Evan helpfully reminded.

Lauren rolled, crossing her legs to try to hide her thong panties as she used her hands.

"Uh... 6?" Lauren read.

"You are grappled." Dennis declared. "The orc catches Maeve by her thong, lifting her helplessly into a wedgie and restraining her!"

The other boys all laughed. Lauren helplessly fumed at his narration, her character's embarrassment reflecting her own.

"It's your turn Lauren." Dennis declared. "What do you do?"