ALICE Ch 394

“OK, definitely, definitely that meme,” Alice whispers. She’s beside Glynda on the bed, and the amazons glower down at the four women. “Big Blacked energy right here. Not a complaint. Blacked fucking rules.”

Glynda exhales slowly through her nose. “What are you talking about, Alice?” she asks softly.

“Blacked? You don’t know Blacked? Coach, help me out.”

Riley gives her a look. Alice balks and looks past her at Annette. “Annette? You know Blacked. You seem like the type.”

“Alice, shut up,” Annette says.

“Rude. I’m the one getting kidnapped for your gangbang video,” Alice retorts.

Riley scowls at the amazons. “Dude, I wish it was that. Stop complaining. At least you aren’t sitting in gross swampy jizz undies.”

“Why’d you jizz in your undies?”

“I didn’t. One of the jacked Russian hotties did.”

“They aren’t Russian. And are you cheating on Coach Adella? And how do you not know Blacked? You’re married to a big, powerful, dark woman.”

“She’s not that dark. I never said I didn’t know Blacked,” Riley snaps. “Can you be serious? We’re in trouble here.”

“Trouble like, oh no, super hung Russian-adjacent muscle mommies are gonna get us? Or like trouble trouble?”

“Trouble trouble,” Riley confirms.

“Aw, shit,” Alice says, suddenly wishing she’d had a beer or two.

The door opens, and Irina Orlova enters the room, flanked by two more amazons. Looking pleased but curious, she folds her arms and approaches the bed.

She’s trying not to laugh. “Usually, when people try to defeat my security, it is because they want to kill me. Or to steal from me. Which is it?”

“Well, I followed Glynda up here because she was acting sus as hell,” Alice says frankly. “She was acting like a crook in a cartoon. But now that we’re here.” She pauses and gestures to indicate the amazons surrounding the bed. “I have this crazy idea for a porn video starring you.”

Annette clears her throat. “Alice, hush. It’s me, Irina. Alice and Glynda just stumbled on what I’m doing.”

“Which is?” Irina tilts her head.

“Asking you what it’s going to take for you to lay off FUTA.”

“Wait, what?” Alice says, indignant.

“Alice, shut up!” That’s Annette, Riley, and Glynda in unison.

“Please,” Irina adds, irked.

“I don’t know why everyone’s mad at me. It’s not like I banged both your daughters,” Alice says, glancing from Glynda to Irina.

Glynda’s nostrils flare, and Irina’s eye twitches. She looks at the nearest amazon, who picks up Alice by her scrawny neck and punches her in the stomach.

“Oof!” Alice lands on the bed with a groan. “Ah!” She hisses. “Just trying to lighten the mood. Oh, Jesus. My back. Oh, Jesus. My… pride.”

“Please, Alice,” Glynda says, putting her arm around her and glaring at Irina.

“No, no, no! Not the back! Ah!”

Irina makes a slashing gesture with her phone. “Enough. I don’t care what you think you are doing. This is an opportunity. An opportunity for us to have honesty in our relationship. Let me make it very simple for you. I will have your complete obedience. That is all.”

“Complete obedience,” Alice wheezes. “Incredible porn title.”

“Hit her again, please,” Irina says.

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