Chapter 1675
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You are certainly no ordinary man. You've faced great beasts both big and small, nearly lost yourself to the dark but because of those you've met you found the light, slayed Demon Kings, laid Demon Kings, and met with those many call gods, all in fewer days than a complete cycle of seasons. Though you've mostly been trying to simply survive, living alongside those you care about in peace, William may be correct about one thing: You have the power to change this world. With that power comes responsibility, but perhaps it's time to shift the future of Tivera even more than you already have.
Beneath the sun, it's difficult to tell if the two creator gods are truly glowing from top to bottom, or it's an illusion of the eyes, attempting to comprehend a power so divine, and far beyond their understanding. They do hold great power, that which is something you know for certain regardless, even without seeing the radiant light within their eyes--one orange, the other blue. Both of them have hair so pale white that they shine like the surface of the moon at full.
Feli stands at your right. Even without her ancient presence to draw the eyes, it would happen regardless. Her body is incredible, as is expected from the mother of all catfolk in the world. Feline ears sprout from her head pointed upward, and she has a tail even fluffier than any of her kin. Those as well as her long hair, all come to orange tips--breasts just barely concealed by her flowing locks. She has orange markings painted permanently onto her face, which matches the loin cloth she wears--a pattern of white and orange triangles.
At your left, Lepo stands. The tips of her long, rabbit ears, as well as the hair which also conveniently conceals her chest in a manner surely supernatural, as no matter how much she bounces, they never show, both fade into tips of deep azure. Her markings match the other's, and her loin cloth is decorated by a series of blue and white triangles instead. The cotton ball tail extending out from her lower back is so vast that she could easily lay backwards and use it as a big fluffy bed. Surely to those with a love for both bunnies and girls, shifting attention away is an impossible task.
Not far to the side, near the guards and knights of Tivera, you see the other members of the royal family--Princess Dayna, her husband Prince Finaros, and their child, Prince Einarr. They've been watching with great interest.
You hold the microphone to your lips.
"People of Avana, of Tivera. Standing beside me are beings many of you should know by name. This is Feli and Lepo, the progenitors of both the catfolk and the bunnyfolk race. Spiritual beings who've walked this world since ancient times. But for countless years, they lived apart, and slept in silence at the world developed without them. But I, Kyle Warren, not only found them, but reunited them, and now they're special to me. Don't be afraid. I know this is a lot to think about. Maybe it would be best if you heard it from them directly."
The chattering of the audience is quite loud. Nobody knows what to make of this turn of events.
You look to the queen and lower the magical tool away from your mouth. "Sorry if this is stealing your spotlight," you say.
Queen Catherine II smiles. The warmth you feel is genuine. She shakes her head and replies, "I think this is exactly what we needed."
Feli takes the microphone first. "I--Ah!" She pulls away and smacks it with her palm. "Amazing. It makes my voice so loud."
Then Lepo comes in beside her. You maneuver away for a moment while she grabs the catfolk by her side, tugs her in close, and the two of them share the mic instead. With a laugh, Lepo speaks up next. "We've slept for so long, just as Kyle said, so excuse us while we learn of your new creations. What I think Feli was going to say was... Greetings, everybody. We've been hesitant to meddle in the affairs of mortal kind."
"Indeed," adds Feli. "We decided long ago that it was up to our children to pave their own path forwards. We are not to dictate their fate."
"But Kyle taught us many things. That it's important to love each other. That perhaps it's not wise to sleep forever. And that a mortal man can be quite adept at sexual intercourse."
"And that I greatly missed the taste of my lover's body."
"Perhaps we're saying too much."
"You're still speaking into the trinket which amplifies your voice, Lepo."
"I am?"
You sneak in and pluck the mic from their hands to interject. "Both Lepo and Feli only wanted what was best for their creations. I don't know if the feud between the catfolk and the bunnyfolk people is from fighting over land after their were left to fend for themselves, insignificant conflicts in the past between people long forgotten, or a great misunderstanding over the relationship between their gods, but the last thing they want is for you to fight."
Feli leans in, pressing her face against your cheek. "It's my understanding that there are people who believed us to hate one another."
"And that could not be less true!" Lepo shouts far too loudly, squeezing up against your other side. "I mean, in a way--"
"No matter what has happened in the past, all that matters now is Kyle reunited us. We are not enemies, but lovers!"
Once again a wave of chatter washes over the crowd.
Mayor Kittens steps forth. "Feli and Lepo, our gods, are lovers...? For how long?"
"We could likely go for months without a break," boasts Lepo.
"I think my child was asking when we first started our relationship," Feli says. "Which is to say, I don't remember. For longer than I can remember. Before we created you."
Nutmeg stares dumbfounded. "For months?" she repeats under her breath. "Wait, did they imply that the Hero King Kyle Warren bedded them?"
Mittens turns her head back. "How did he survive?" she asks.
You lean in. "Indomitable human spirit."
Then at last, Queen Catherine II steps up again. Though difficult to fight for the spotlight while sharing the stage with two gods and a king, Catherine has an aura of her own, and once she has the mic-like object within her grasp, people stop to listen. "My people," she says at first to make sure she has their attention. She then plucks the FibNot from your side and holds it up over her head using her other hand. "Let it be known at the FibNot did not turn red a single time during all of this. Kyle Warren speaks the truth, and beside me are the true creator gods, Feli and Lepo. I hereby officially welcome them to the Empire of Tivera. And I recommend looking to them as an example. They don't fight one another. They love, and they work together. That's how we defeated the Demon King Elok Daven, and that's how we'll continue to move forwards, stronger than before."
You hear various mumbled statements from the people closest to the front. "The Hero King is allied with gods?" is one. "The Hero King is fucking gods?" is another. You hear, "Wait, that Kyle guy just casually knows Feli and Lepo? Castle Phoenix must be crazy!" And, "There's no way a Demon King will mess with us again if King Warren is our ally. What other gods can he call on command?"
In the distance, you also hear a scream followed by, "Th-That's the guy who signed my tits!"
The queen shakes the hand of both Lepo and Feli. Then as they take a temporary backseat, she stands beside you, and the two of you first grasp each other's hands, but quickly it's pulled into a firm hug instead. Everybody cheers. They say it was so loud that no monster dared near Avana for weeks, much to the detriment of any who'd usually get paid to slay them.
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