Coming in Hot

Ekko's eyes widened as the now yellow Anomaly spun and shrunk. "It's gonna teleport us to-"

"-Another unive- oh, SHIT!" Ekko exclaimed as he came.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Caitlyn exclaimed as Ekko came in her.

Both of them stared at each other in abject horror. They were both naked, and Ekko was on top of her. Caitlyn's hands were on top of her, and Ekko was holding both of her hands in place with one of his, his dick spurting into her pussy.

"Oh, shit, oh shit, ohshitohshitohshit," Ekko panicked as he let go of her and backed away in a frenzy.

"Why the fuck did you bring us here!?" Caitlyn exclaimed as she used the sheets to cover herself.

"I didn't choose this!" Ekko exclaimed. "You attacked me!"

"You just **** me!" Caitlyn exclaimed.

"I never wanted to fuck you either!" Ekko exclaimed.

Caitlyn rolled off the bed so she could wrap the sheets around herself, then she grabbed a comb off the nightstand and held it threateningly.

"Give me one reason not to take your eyes out, scum," Caitlyn said.

Ekko's answer was cut off by a knock on the door.

Both of them stared at the door.

"Milady Caitlyn and General Ekko," a female voice said behind the door. "King Vander has requested your presence urgently."

Ekko cleared his throat. "We'll be there."

Ekko turned to Caitlyn, who was looking at the door with a confused expression.

"Did you know who that was?" Ekko asked cautiously as he wore his clothes.

Caitlyn returned to glaring at Ekko. "I haven't forgot that you just impregnated me, you vile fuck."

"Listen," Ekko said firmly. "You can continue hating me, I don't care. I'll tell you this, I didn't want this, any of this. Now, if we want to find out how this universe works, we have to get dressed and see Vander."

"Warwick's here, and so is Maddie," Caitlyn said. "What's going on?"

"I have no idea who Maddie is," Ekko said. "But I have the same questions as you."

"I assure you, you don't," Caitlyn said. "My question is how to kill you without angering the Arcane."

"Yeah, we'll probably find that out eventually as well," Ekko said, turning to face the wall. "Now, if you could please wear your clothes, we need to go."

Caitlyn grumbled, but Ekko could hear her wearing her wearing her clothes.

"I'm decent," Caitlyn said after a moment.

Ekko turned around. "Perfect. We need to pretend like we're from this universe, so let's save the hostility for later, please."

Ekko opened the door and observed the woman standing guard on the other side.

"Maddie," Ekko guessed while keeping his voice even.

"General Ekko," Maddie said.

"Maddie," Caitlyn greeted after him, her voice twinged with dislike and fondness. "What does King Vander need from me?"

"I'm not sure, Milady," Maddie said, bowing slightly to Caitlyn. "However, I believe it has to do with your brother."

Caitlyn and Ekko shared a confused glance.

"Very well," Caitlyn said. "Lead us to his Highness, please."

Maddie looked confused for a moment, then she recollected herself.

"As you command, Milady," Maddie said, turning to navigate through the hallways of the castle.

Ekko and Caitlyn followed her until they reached a large double door guarded by two men.

Maddie stopped a little bit away from it, then she turned to Caitlyn.

"Milady, as your squire it is not my place to advise you," Maddie said quietly. "However, should you enter King Vander's presence showing hostility to your newlywed husband, his Highness may assume that you are planning on breaking the tenuous alliance in such trying times."

Caitlyn blinked several times as she processed Maddie's words, then she looped her arm around Ekko's, and smiled thinly.

"Take us to his Highness, husband," Caitlyn said venomously.

Ekko ignored her attitude and walked towards the doors, which the guards opened for him.

Ekko's steps stuttered slightly as he saw Vander sitting on a throne, with Sevika sitting on the throne next to his.

"Ekko!" King Vander greeted, standing up from his throne. "How's my favorite nephew doing?"

"I'm doing well, Majesty," Ekko said, bowing.

Vander paused, and looked at Ekko and Caitlyn bemusedly. "Majesty? Why, Lady Caitlyn, if I knew being married to you for five days would make Ekko respectful, I'd have ensured your marriage happened years ago!"

Caitlyn laughed slightly. "You jest, your Highness."

"None of that," Vander said, waving a hand dismissively. "The wife of my nephew is my niece; call me Uncle, or Vander."

Caitlyn nodded.

"Uncle, what do you need from us?" Ekko asked.

Vander sighed. "I'm afraid it's dire, Ekko. I've called my daughters as well, I'd rather explain it to all five of you at once."

The doors to the hall opened, and Violet, Powder, and Jinx entered the hall confusedly, double taking even further when they realized that Caitlyn and Ekko were interlocking arms.

"Ah, girls," Vander said, giving them a deep hug. "I'm sorry to say that will be one of the last hugs we will have in months."

"What's wrong, Dad?" Jinx asked as she clung to Vander. "Wait, Sevika?"

Sevika raised an eyebrow at Jinx as she got off her own throne. "What's wrong, kid?"

Jinx opened her mouth, but Powder stepped on her foot, stopping her.

"She was just worrying about what was so important that both of you had to be here," Powder said.

"Yeah, that," Jinx fibbed, and Sevika and Vander laughed.

"Even at 24, you still control your twin's impulsive thoughts," Vander chuckled. "Now, onto serious things. Viktoria has finished refinement of her gems. Ideally, I'd send only the twins to guard her, but the route is more treacherous than usual. Ambessa just received six new ships to raid the seas, and the Council is the Council. If we're to depose the Council and send Ambessa back to Noxus, we need Jayce and Viktoria to build their Hexstones as fast as possible."

"I don't wanna go," Jinx whined, holding onto Vander tightly.

"I'll be right here when you get back, Jinx," Vander said, kissing her forehead. "I had the stableboys prepare your horses already, and Viktoria has already seen to the carriages. All shall be ready within the hour, Jannaspeed."

Powder had to pull Jinx off, then they all left the hall with somber goodbyes, Violet looking at Vander regretfully.

Once they left the hall, Sevika turned to Vander. "The brats were acting weird, weren't they?"

"I don't know, Sev," Vander said. "They probably just woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

Sevika gave him a look. "All of them, on the same day?"

"Well, I barely even know how Caitlyn acts normally, that's something Ekko would know," Vander defended.

Sevika rolled her eyes. "Sometimes I wonder why I married you."

"How about I remind you on that throne?" Vander asked, smirking at Sevika.

As soon as they left the hall, Jinx whirled to berate Powder, but Ekko stopped her.

"Not here, Jinx," Ekko said. "Let's talk about this in our room."

Jinx glared at him, then she sighed, and Ekko guided everyone to the halls back to their room.

"Wait," Jinx said as she entered the room. "You said 'our room,' and I can clearly tell a woman shares this room with you."

Jinx stared at him confusedly, but it was Violet who connected the dots with a gasp.

"Caitlyn?" Violet asked. "You and Ekko are together in this universe?"

Caitlyn looked away.

"Wait, so, you teleported here together?" Jinx asked with a giggle. "Did you guys kiss too?"

Caitlyn glared at Jinx. "Don't."

"Ekko, you're the only person here who's been through this," Powder said, taking pity on Caitlyn. "What do you think is going on?"

"I have sooo many things I've noticed," Ekko said. "First of all, Vander and Sevika are King and Queen. I think they're the monarchy of Zaun, but I'm not sure about that. I'm pretty sure the Council is the rulers of Piltover. I'm pretty sure Jayce is Caitlyn's brother in this universe, and Viktoria is this world's version of his Zaunite partner. I don't really know much more beyond the fact that Caitlyn has a squire that she knows."

"Maddie was Ambessa's spy in our universe," Caitlyn said.

"Oh," Ekko said. "Well, I'm not sure if it's just a universal truth, but I mostly found resemblances across the universes. That doesn't mean this Maddie is a spy, but don't trust her either."

"You think I, resemble her?" Jinx asked as she pointed at Powder.

"...Honestly, yeah," Ekko said.

"Eugh," Jinx said, and Powder giggled.

"Ok, we're protection, I get that much, but where's our weapons?" Violet asked. "I'm ready to get this show started."

Ekko rolled his eyes at Violet. "If you payed your surroundings any attention, you'd realize each of our rooms had a weapons closet."

Ekko opened a small closet, revealing his and Caitlyn's weapons.

"I have a Z-Drive again?" Ekko exclaimed excitedly, strapping the cylinder onto his side. "Oh, these two swords look like fun as well."

On the other side of the closet, Caitlyn picked up her sniper rifle, and viewed through the scope.

"Not bad," Caitlyn said.

"Alright," Powder said. "The rest of us will get our weapons from our rooms, then we'll find our way to the stables. See you there."

The three sisters left, and Ekko awkwardly made to leave the room as well.

"Ekko," Caitlyn said as his hand froze on the doorknob. "I don't know if you chose all of this or not, so I haven't killed you yet. But, if I find out you chose all of this, or if you tell anyone about... Our child, the Z-Drive won't save you."

Ekko nodded shortly, and left the room.