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"8...oh wow..." She slide passed all the dangerous properties and moved to the railroad. It wasn't mortgaged, but it was just a measly $25.

"$25," Kat said, "And it says Tendency to sin (mild moral corruption)."

Sahar shrugged, "That's fine." She handed Kat the cash.

Then it was Kat's turn to roll. She also wanted to avoid Ivy's red properties, except she needed a 10 to clear them. Preferably she'd take another turn to land on her own orange, so she wanted a 5 or less. "Here goes...6. On no."

"Oh yes," Ivy said, "Hair Salon with hotel, $1050."

Kat had the money, although she only had $69 less left after paying, but she was more worried about the hotel level punishment.

"It says Under New Management - You can no longer intentionally touch your own hair, nor can you stop others from touching it. Your hair and scalp also becomes sensitive to touch such that a good head massage could lead to an orgasm."

"I can't touch my own hair?" Kat said, surprised. She tried anyway, but her hand would also stop just before. "And it grows twice as fast? That's going to be really annoying."

"I'll look after it for you." Sahar promised, "I can help you wash it." She fought to keep the smile from her face.

"Oh, um, thanks." Kat said.

Ivy had already landed on Kat's property, so no matter what she was safe...or so she thought. She rolled, a 4, and moved to chance. "Go to Sex Shop...oh no..."

"$750," Sahar said, "And it says you can't leave home without one of your holes...stuffed...ew..."

"Stuffed? It says stuffed...great..." Ivy couldn't imagine having to work while wearing a butt plug...but it looks like she'd have ****.

Kat went again. A 2 was the only dangerous roll now and she rolled a 7 to put herself on her own Cocktail lounge.

Sahar also rolled a 7, landing on her own green property. She had a bit of cash now, but she was worried. Was it worth trying to catch Kat on the green, or should she hold on to pay in case she landed on Ivy or Kat's properties the next go around?

She looked at the card closely. A $200 house would net her $130 in return...not great. She decided to keep her cash.

Ivy rolled, a 6 put her on community chest, safely away from Sahar and unlikely to land on Kat next turn. She smiled. Until she read her card, "Go back 3 spaces..."

She moved her token. To Brothel.

"$950." Sahar said.

Unbelievably she had the cash, although she was left with very little. She paid Sahar and waited for her punishment.

"It says you'll offer sexual favours instead of money whenever you try to pay for something. Vendors will be much more likely to accept."

"Oh..." Ivy didn't know how she felt about that. At first she thought...that just makes her a whore...but she did have a sex addiction after all. Would it really be so bad? Plus she could save so much money...

Kat rolled...a 7 put her passed Sahar's greens onto Road to Perdition, which she owned. Looks like she'd make it to Go at least.

Sahar had so much cash now she couldn't resist. She unmortgaged her green property and bought 2 houses for each. Then she rolled. An 8 put her right on Go.

Ivy rolled, praying she'd avoid Kat. She did...only to land on chance. She crossed her fingers as she drew her card, "Pay $150 to remove one non-property punishment." Her eyebrows shot up. Seriously? She'd pay way more than that.

She put $150 in the bank and immediately could see a list in her mind. Unfortunately the really bad ones weren't on here, but she was still glad to remove one of them.

• Jail - Must always wear a choker or necklace
• Jail - Small tattoo of cross on her hand
• Community Chest - Your chest now belongs to the community
• Jail - bracelets on her hands act like cuffs if they touch. Anyone else can separate them but she can't.
• black market harder for you to spot fraud

It only took her a second to decide. The cuffs had to go. And just like that they vanished from her hands.

Then Kat rolled 6 and landed on the mortgaged Dive bar, collecting her money from Go.

Sahar's luck didn't hold, "Drat. Frat House? How much Ivy?"

"$550," Ivy said. Sahar paid her, at least she'd kept enough cash, "And it says Streaker - You must take 1000 steps outside in the nude daily."

"Seriously? Ugh!" Sahar sighed. She was going to be branded as some kind of freak. With her curfew she couldn't even do it at night.

"We have a balcony..." Kat said quietly, "Would that...?"

"Maybe...I wonder if that counts as outside...and if it counts for my curfew...guess we'll find out..." Sahar said.

Ivy went next. A 10 sent her to Sahar's freshly upgrade Luxury Spa.

Sahar smiled, her investment paid off...well...not really. "$390." That would nearly pay for the two houses in that property, but she was still short on recouping the money on the other two. "And your punishment is..."