Pussy!

In the darkness of almost 5am, Evan is awakened, as usual , by the need to pee. Quietly, he slips out of bed and habitually picks up his robe on his way out being careful to not wake Gloria. After passing through the kitchen and hitting the "brew now" button on the coffee maker, Evan heads into the hallway bathroom where like clockwork he gently closes the door, pulls up his robe, slides his boxer briefs down and takes a seat with eyes closed in the dark.

"What the heck!?" He says quietly in his normal voice before remembering to not talk. "My dick must be stuck to my upper inner thigh and is peeing on my crotch but I'm not gonna reach down there to fix it now!" Thinking to himself. He feels the warm wetness and hears the unusual tinkling of liquid dropping into the water below.

"Okay." When the peeing stops "Let's get straightened out." Grabbing a big wad of toilet paper, spreading his knees and following with one thorough swipe from back to front which should have dried his bottom while freeing his cock from it's "stuck" position but....."What in the world?!"

Completely shocked, Evan quickly stands with his right hand on his now flat groin where his man junk has always been and his left hand quickly flipping the light switch on!

Staring into the mirror, Evan stands gobsmacked as he slowly moves his right hand away from his body revealing that which he already knows.