Worse? How could it get any worse?

"Spidey! What the hell! Tell me you have a plan!" Hawkeye stared, stunned at what he was seeing.

"Why do I have to have a plan?" Spider-Man yelped.

"I just shoot arrows! I've seen you at the big events we have to deal with. You hang around the big brains, hold your own and know whats what. So unleash the big brain and tell me you got a plan!" Hawkeye waved his bow at Spider-Man, "Unless the antidote is an arrow I am outside of my wheelhouse."

"Crap,crap,crap,crap." Spider-Man chanted to himself. His brain, which was a very fine brain if he said so himself, was misfiring. Instead of thinking about what was happening he found his brain more compelled by what he was seeing. Which was a lot of big green boobies as She-Hulk managed to tear the top of her super suit off in order to get better access to her nipples. She-Hulk moaned as she pinched her long thick pale green nipples and then twisted which made the jade giantess go weak in the knees and kneel down.

"Spidey!" Hawkeye shouted.

"I don't know. I do not know! I got nothing. My brain is... is... distracted." he gesticulated at the woman in front of them. "Besides I'm a superhero not a Virologist!"

"Well, who the hell would know what to do? Who do you go to for, uh, genetic stuff?" Hawkeye asked.

"I..." The standard answer would be Mr. Fantastic. However, if the Human Torch was here alone then it usually meant the rest of the Fantastic Four were busy elsewheres. So who else had he ever picked the brain of when it came to this topic? "Oh. OH! Where are the X-Men when you need them. Why arent they here already? Overbooked? They only have ten or twelve adventures a week. But you'd think one of their twenty teams would be on stand by for emergencies."

"What are you mumbling, Webhead?" Hawkeye asked.

"Beast. We need Beast." Spider-Man answered. "He knows genetics better than almost anyone."

"On it." Hawkeye got on his Avengers communicator. "Thank god he's a reserve Avenger."

"Of course knowing my luck an all female team of X people are going to ride to our rescue in a minute." Spider-Man muttered under his breath. He held his breath for a twenty count and than let it out when no X women appeared out of thin air.

A disk of light began to grow not far from where the two superheroes were standing. Soon expanding to at least twenty feet around the light flared before disappearing leaving behind a team of X women. Phoenix, Storm, Jubilee, Domino, Dazzler, Mirage, Magik, Tempo and the female Wolverine had arrived.

"Oh shoot." Spider-Man sighed. "Phoenix. Storm. Two of the mutants biggest big guns at ground zero. Annnd not a single piece of protective gear between them... Joy."

"Thats not good." Hawkeye nodded in agreement.

"The X-men are here to help." Jean Grey floated up off the ground.

Storm also took to the sky and tilted her head in curiosity, "Did we arrive too late? Is the invasion over?"

"Can today get any worse?" Spider-Man looked up at the clouds and asked "Why are you punishing me God? Whatever I did, I take it back."

"Whoa! What the HELL!" Jubilee yelled as she was the first to see the newly transformed She-Hulk. Pulling off her trademark trench coat she ran to She-Hulk accomapnied by Magik and Wolverine, draping her coat over her fellow female superhero.

"Hey, no, bad idea, back off!" Hawkeye ran towards the X women. "No. She maybe contagious! Don't get close- oh, crap."

Watching as all the X women crowded around She-Hulk, Spider-Man put his head in his hands, "Well... yeah... things just got worse. Thank you Parker luck."